1. Inbred Chocobo 63
-10: Eat your own chocolates +20
Endless Roses 20 damage: deathpigeon
Defend 33
Gains a pet bunny ally with 40 energy
2. Twiddy 46
Attack Telephalsion for 46
3. DarthMauler64 86
Defend 86
Special Candies: candy F to Inbred
Valentine's Day Poetry
4. bananarama 10
-10: Porn, the Perfect Gift on Arhra
-10: Eat your own chocolates +20
Defend for 30
5. Arhra 2
Defend 48
Plucking Petals: 25 Damage to Ecurt
6. Moogle 76
-10: Eat Your Own Chocolates +20
defend 56
7. Demetrius 74
Attack Arhra 94
8. deathpigeon -51
9. Telephalsion 49
-10: Porn, the perfect gift: Doppler
Attack doppler: 39
10. Wizardcat 92
Making Love: DeathMauler64
Attack deathpigeon: 41
Defense: 50
11. Ecurt 55
Attack Bananarama for 80
12. Doppler 52
<3: 90 deathpigeon

Demetrius failed to do a sonnet so he receives 20 damage.

Round 1 is over. Round 2 is now! =D Deadline will be Thursday. Hopefully I did everything right! If you find any mistakes please tell me.

I used Heart, Where the FUCK IS CAPTAIN PLANET?

Uh, SK seems not to have included certain of my powers.

To summarise what that means, most likely, I ATEN'T DEAD.

Also, shouldn't Doppler be dead, seeing he got targeted with porn, which neutralises all his actions for the round?

EDIT: While I think about it, what about all the morning sex that I'm sure was going on?

The Morning Sex doesn't have to be shown Arhra. It is something that happens before the rounds really.

<3 activates before all other powers so he does <3 before he got hit with porn. It says so in the power.

And you are right I missed one of your powers and I will change it.

Also: Doing Plucking Petals now since I just totally forgot about it!

HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

In other news, awww man I died :( So soon too...[/deathpost]

And that's why I fucking hate you you fucking asshole of dickery.

I back up any and all decisions. I'm really the one you gotta yell at if you got a problem. In which I won't care and then kill you in game.

Awww. I was hoping you wouldn't accept my candy Inbred. I wanted the bunny :(.

I'll restart the sonnet tomorrow or something. I don't feel like making one right now.

Telephalsion's energy has been changed so he is not dead. Sorry about all the mistakes guys! You have no idea how complicated it is trying to keep up with so many different things. I will do better next round!

UGH! I was pretty sure Porn, The Perfect Gift said burn 10 but it says spend so that means bananarama you are still alive with 10 energy!

Bananarama, high five for ressurection!