Love Rumble: Not That You Sick Bastards!
 

1. Inbred Chocobo 53
2. Twiddy 46
3. DarthMauler64 86
4. bananarama 50
5. Arhra 48
6. Moogle 66
7. Demetrius 94
8. deathpigeon 100
9. Telephalsion 49
10. Wizardcat 92
11. Ecurt 80
12. Doppler 1

Time to get started! I think a week will do for everyone to get their actions in. If everyone turns something in before the deadline I will move on earlier. If you have a power that changes into something else and I haven't told you what that something else is yet then hit me up with a PM. I gave out the powers have drugged up on cold medicine so I probably missed some things. Remember, you can change your actions as many times as you want but when I reach the deadline you are stuck with what you did last.

Say something in this thread so I don't double post. =D

Get going!

Where's the cake?

You said there would be cake.

I fucking hate you Doppler.

Awwww I just realized that Preturbed isn't in this game! :(

What did I do?

I having stupidly bid points on this,
must now write a terrible love sonnet
Since this poem will likely be a miss
My sonnet will send you into a fit

One day Moogle was walking down the street
He saw a woman that made his heart jump
Moogle turned towards her and picked up his feet
He ran toward her. His heart began to pump

He imagined many wonderful things.
He thought it would be great: "The two of us!"
He crossed the street, his heart ready to sing.
And then Moogle got hit by a school bus.

How this poem got bad I don't know how
But Moogle its now your turn to write now

Previous Recipients:
DarthMauler64

I hate school buses


Love,

Moogle

Woah, heavy ass bidding and I lost every one I went for... Screw you all.

Well you obviously didn't lose them all Demetrius, you won something for 6 energy.

Yeah, Not Whoring it up. It doesn't really help for anything without any combos. All my giant life total does is paint a slightly smaller target on my back than the one on DP...

Damn it Arhra - you got Sugar Tooth.

I did?

I say we all just kill Arhra to get the evil that they have planned the hell outta here. You know that Arhra is downright nasty in every one of these.

Sorry about not responding to some of you guys! Sickness makes me sleepy and I had to work today. I will get everything done tomorrow after school. =D!!

You want to make the list Demetrius?

Come after me and I'll get you and your little dog too! ^^

I love Rumble.

My action will be submitted right here.

Attack Arhra full power.

Moogle, you're going to take 10 damage if you don't write another sonnet.

Can I send the sonnet back at the same person?

Nope. :)

Lame I didn't realize such a power existed...

I'm honestly really bad at writing a sonnet,
I'd much rather try to play the clarinet.
Darthmauler set me up with this,
Believe me, I do not consider this to be bliss.

Demetrius shall be the next recipient, I think,
All I know about him is he loves to drink.
Whether or not this stems from him being lonely and his only way to cope,
I do not know, yet I would be wary to think this could be cured with a visit to the pope.

I hope one day you will find true love, let it make its way to you not slow,
Especially if it happens to be a hot movie star, like Willem Dafoe.
With his eerie grin and never-ending stare you could imagine he would hold you tighter,
After cuddling he could swoon you, Demetrius, while riding on his Goblin Glider.

I hope you don't hold it against me that you're the next in line,
For this sonnet, don't make me pay with a charge or a fine.

Previous recipients:
DarthMauler64
Moogle0119

1. Inbred Chocobo 63
-10: Eat your own chocolates +20
Endless Roses 20 damage: deathpigeon
Defend 33
Gains a pet bunny ally with 40 energy
2. Twiddy 46
Attack Telephalsion for 46
3. DarthMauler64 86
Defend 86
Special Candies: candy F to Inbred
Valentine's Day Poetry
4. bananarama 10
-10: Porn, the Perfect Gift on Arhra
-10: Eat your own chocolates +20
Defend for 30
5. Arhra 2
Defend 48
Plucking Petals: 25 Damage to Ecurt
6. Moogle 76
-10: Eat Your Own Chocolates +20
defend 56
7. Demetrius 74
Attack Arhra 94
8. deathpigeon -51
9. Telephalsion 49
-10: Porn, the perfect gift: Doppler
Attack doppler: 39
10. Wizardcat 92
Making Love: DeathMauler64
Attack deathpigeon: 41
Defense: 50
11. Ecurt 55
Attack Bananarama for 80
12. Doppler 52
<3: 90 deathpigeon

Demetrius failed to do a sonnet so he receives 20 damage.

Round 1 is over. Round 2 is now! =D Deadline will be Thursday. Hopefully I did everything right! If you find any mistakes please tell me.

I used Heart, Where the FUCK IS CAPTAIN PLANET?

Uh, SK seems not to have included certain of my powers.

To summarise what that means, most likely, I ATEN'T DEAD.

Also, shouldn't Doppler be dead, seeing he got targeted with porn, which neutralises all his actions for the round?

EDIT: While I think about it, what about all the morning sex that I'm sure was going on?

The Morning Sex doesn't have to be shown Arhra. It is something that happens before the rounds really.

<3 activates before all other powers so he does <3 before he got hit with porn. It says so in the power.

And you are right I missed one of your powers and I will change it.

Also: Doing Plucking Petals now since I just totally forgot about it!

HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

In other news, awww man I died :( So soon too...[/deathpost]

And that's why I fucking hate you you fucking asshole of dickery.

I back up any and all decisions. I'm really the one you gotta yell at if you got a problem. In which I won't care and then kill you in game.

Awww. I was hoping you wouldn't accept my candy Inbred. I wanted the bunny :(.

I'll restart the sonnet tomorrow or something. I don't feel like making one right now.

Telephalsion's energy has been changed so he is not dead. Sorry about all the mistakes guys! You have no idea how complicated it is trying to keep up with so many different things. I will do better next round!

UGH! I was pretty sure Porn, The Perfect Gift said burn 10 but it says spend so that means bananarama you are still alive with 10 energy!

Bananarama, high five for ressurection!

Hell yeah! *high fives*

Also, damn you Ecurt :( *shakes fist*

Now... I wonder who deserves porn...

Sorry, but shouldn't Banarama still be dead?

Eat Your Own Chocolates specifies the energy gain is at end of turn.

I'm pretty sure this has meant in Rumble that if you die from damage before the gain, it doesn't save you.

Uh, so does Telephasion have the Tuxedo? What protected him from Twiddy?

Actually I asked SK a rather similar question and she said I'd gain back the energy anyway. So I guess all it comes down to is the GM's interpretation of the rules...

Within a giant field of spring flowers
bananarama waits for his heart's crush
Suddenly there begins a dark shower
But he stays there for his love in the brush

Lightning strikes loudly in the horizon
Flames can be seen despite the heavy rain
Although the thick smoke hurts his lungs a ton
He stays hidden for her despite the pain

Suddenly banana sees the person
This new sight gives his heart a major lift
But alas she's a hallucination
And he runs straight off a fifty foot cliff

He hits the ground with a humongous POW!
And he must write someone a sonnet, NOW!

Previous Recipients:
DarthMauler64

Arhra, I decided that you still gain the energy at the end of the round no matter what. It's my interpretation and I got IC's opinion and he said he would have done the same thing.

Thanks, just wanted to be sure.

Hmm, next turn is looking like it will be very pain filled.

What is this sonnet garbage?

"Valentine's Day Poetry"

Once a turn, you may write a sonnet to one of the other players in the thread. Following the traditional format, you must somehow incorporate love in there, as well as some aspect about the target member, and cannot have been previously used in the game.

That target then must write another love sonnet to someone else, who must also write another love sonnet. This chain continues until a target is unable to write a sonnet by the end of the turn, at which point that person receives X damage.

X = Number of Sonnets included in this chain * 10

Ah, I must've missed the one aimed at me. Oh well.

Any chance you could throw up a link to the thread with the powers in it in the first post for convenience sake?

Link to the Sign Up Thread. Hope that helps!

Well it certainly saves me time. :D

1. Inbred Chocobo 73
Attack Arhra 16 (+10 Endless Roses) 26
-10: Eat your Own Chocolates
10: Endless Roses: DarthMauler 20
Attack DarthMauler 27 (+10 Endless Roses) 37
- Pet Bunny 40
Attack Arhra 40
2. Twiddy 46
Defend 46
3. DarthMauler64 -28
Special Candy A to Arhra
Defend 86
Valentine's Day Poetry
4. bananarama -15
-10: Eat Your Own Chocolates
5. Arhra 0
Defend 2
Plucking Petals: 25 damage Bananarama
Gains 30
6. Moogle 86
-10: Eat Your Own Chocolates
Attack DarthMauler64 66
7. Demetrius 74
Attack Darthmauler 25
Defend 49
9. Telephalsion 49
10: Porn, The Perfect Gift: Wizardcat
Defend 9
Attack Twiddy 30
10. Wizardcat 92
Making Love: Moogle (Nullified)
Attack DarthMauler64 32 (Nullified)
Defense: 60 (Nullified)
11. Ecurt 45
-10: Tango Rose: Dance with Arhra
Defend 45
12. Doppler 52
Attack Darthmauler 52

Bananarama loses 10 energy for not turning in a sonnet before the end of the round.

Round Two is over! Round Three is now! Deadline will be Wednesday! If I made more mistakes this round sorry.. I double checked everything but I might have missed something. Hit me up with a PM if you see anything.

Why did everyone attack me? :(

I was working on such a nice sonnet for Wizard too :(.

Ah well good game. Probably better that I die as I got finals next week that I need to pretend to study for.

It's a good thing I forgot to write a sonnet since it was useless anyways...

Also, I found it funny how everyone found DM64's powers so annoying that they all ganged up on him XD /deathpost

Well it WAS annoying...

1. Inbred Chocobo 30
Defend 72
Attack Moogle 1 (Endless Roses +10) 11
- Pet Bunny 40
Attack Moogle 9
Attack Tele 4
Attack Wizardcat 27
2. Twiddy 46
Attack Moogle 10
Attack Tele 20
Defend 16
6. Moogle -10
-10: Eat your own chocolates
Attack IC 76
7. Demetrius 74
Defend 50
Attack Moogle 24
9. Telephalsion -6
10: Porn, The Perfect Gift: Inbred Chocobo
Attack Inbred Chocobo 39
10. Wizardcat 65
11. Ecurt 45
Attack Telephalsion 45
12. Doppler 52
Attack Moogle 52

IC is immune to Telephalsion's Porn because he has Aphrodite's favor.

Round 3 is over! Round 4 is now. Deadline will be Monday night!

I had a good run...

It's amazing how much of this game is played in the back room...

1. Inbred Chocobo 60
-30: Eat Your Own Chocolates
- Pet Bunny 40
Attack Wizardcat 40
2. Twiddy 46
Attack Ecurt 46
7. Demetrius 74
Attack Doppler 24
Defend 50
10. Wizardcat -20
11. Ecurt -26
Attack Wizardcat 45
12. Doppler 1
Attack Doppler 27
Attack Ecurt 25

Round 4 is over... almost done! Round 5 is now! Deadline will be Wednesday!

Who to <3?

1. Inbred Chocobo 90
10: Endless Roses Demetrius 20
Attack Doppler 20 (Endless Roses +10) 30
-30: Eat Your Own Chocolates
-Pet Bunny 40
Attack Doppler 40
2. Twiddy 46
Attack Demetrius 22
Defend 24
7. Demetrius 74
Attack Twiddy 24
Defend 50
12. Doppler -69
<3 Demetrius
Defend 1

<3 and Endless Roses doesn't work on Demetrius because he has Aphrodite's Favor. Round 5 is over. Next deadline will be Thursday!

And yay, my evil plan worked. For those that don't know let me explain a little.

Doppler and Twiddy both have been thinking me as an ally. I convinced Doppler to <3 Demetrius knowing full well he has Aphrodite's Favor so it would fail. I told Twiddy the truth that only two people can win, and that we needed to betray Doppler. To convince him that I was on his side, I used my own damaging power against Demetrius, knowing it would fail too, and attacked Doppler for how much he would have gained from <3 Dem.

See Twiddy has Visions of Beauty, so I had to let him see every action happening, yet still have what was actually happening hidden.

Actually this entire post is just fluff so SK doesn't double post.

Honestly I thought of backstabbing IC and Dopp a few times during the game using my VoB. However, I thought people might take the game seriously so I decided not to. After talking about it after the game, I see that that is not the case. Ah well, c'est la vie.

Also, VoB would've been horrendously broken if I took a second to look at all it's powers and abuse them (example, I could know that IC and Dem has Aphrodite's Favor. I could also see that IC morning sexed Dem, and know he'd have betrayed me a round before, etc).

Yeah, the game's just about over, so I guess game discussion works for now! XD

http://www.expired-convictions.com/w...loveisover.jpg

Next time.

Probably.

Well, since IC can kill Twiddy all by himself and Twiddy can't do anything..

Demetrius and Inbred Chocobo are the winners!

Talk or not. I don't care. Running a rumble game is no fun! It was fun to see you guys back stab each other though

Hey! I played nice.

I always do.

Seriously, though, nice plan IC.

The dude had it from the beginning, twas sweet to watch.