Jad's first to words are "Give me", but then the next two words aren't registered as latin..

Second sentence is about gay oral sex.

translations of mine

I'll have a light beer.

Seize the booty, and lick the p****

Irrumare just means to penetrate orally, it is not hole specific.

The second thing he says has "Desire" and "now" in it, but other then that I'm stumped.

Now I'm sort of glad I missed the translation...

you don't want to know.

Good to know that our Latin Translation Specialist's main skill is saying things in Latin he really shouldn't say in English... or ever in any langauge...

Noli admirari quare tibi femina nulla,
FZ, velit tenerum supposuisse femer,
non si illam rarae labefactes munere vestis
aut perluciduli deliciis lapidis.
laedit te quaedam mala fabula, qua tibi fertur
valle sub alarum trux habitare caper.
hunc metuunt omnes; neque mirum: nam mala valdest
bestia, nec quicum bella puella cubet.
quare aut crudelem nasorum interfice pestem,
aut admirari desine cur fugiant

Here's one to use when someone pisses you off. phallum equum fellatias

I can guess what JAD just said from the first word at least, but I have no clue what krylo said, other then that it includes me.

Wonder not, FZ, why none of the opposite sex
wishes to place her dainty thighs beneath you,
not even if you undermine her virtue with gifts of choice
silk or the enticement of a pellucid gem.
You are being hurt by an ugly rumour which asserts
that beneath your armpits dwells a ferocious goat.
This they fear, and no wonder; for it's a right rank
beast that no pretty girl will go to bed with.
So either get rid of this painful affront to the nostrils
or cease to wonder why the ladies flee.


It's actually an alteration to a real roman insult poem about a guy named Rufus... I just replaced Rufae with FZ...

Hmm, thanks for that. I think I preferred it when I couldn't understand it... Now I need to find that blasted book of Latin quotes so I can come up with something biting in return...

Oh, and I will make up two new threads for tomarrow.