Oh, she's a master debater, all right.

Heh, I just had a thought...


YOUR MOM!!


Seriously, that is the thing that defeats us all.

I was going to say something, but then I realized I wasn't sure what you meant by that. \:|

I'll explain it when you're older.

Then you aren't a very cunning linguist. :D

Which is too bad, too, since Mes absolutely loves herself some cunning linguist. She also takes dictation with glee!

@ TDK: No, I just tend not to have my mind in the gutter.


Edit: To be more specific, there are many ways to send gentle insinuations, and not all of them involve plays on words.

Oh come on, I was just taking advantage of the opportunity to make a sex joke, seeing as we had one pseudonym for a sexual term used, and another was easily applicable.

The whole lot of you can fester and die. >:

We love you too.

We need someone to bring up that picture that was used to compare her to a Pomeranian or whatever those dogs are called... and input the appropriate text.

God, I'm an asshole. What is WRONG with me?!
 

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...su/samevb8.jpg

I could only find this one.

I maintain that she is adorable.

That is why NPF rules. As rare as girls are on the internet, almost all of the ones we are lucky enough to have are adorable, too!

That would also be the weakness of the majority of males in these forums. The presence of the opposite secks online.

As for my avatar's persona, it would be the presence of allies. Anyone familiar with the inverse law of ninja knows that.

Real life? It's age. *sigh*

I don't.

=(

Sure, you guys pick up on the Master Debator innuendo, but when they were talking about locking Mesden and Flare in a room together and making it really cold, there wasn't a lesbian sex innuendo joke to be seen.

I am SO disappointed in you guys.

Knowing both of them as well as I do, I can honestly say that all they'd do is just whine about being cold, so lesbian sex never really crossed my mind.

Sure, it is now, but it's still totally unrealistic.

Realism takes a backseat to lesbian sex innuendo, POS. You know this.

If it helps, you can imagine that they're holding each other for warmth. Then decide to do other things for warmth. So on and so forth. Really, it's quite easy.

Hence the CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOU ALL.

Y'mean like go for a jog, or play a game of tag? [/Thorqueism]

...I dunno, I'm still not seeing it. In certain other circumstances maybe, but not in a cold room.

Then again if I remember right they DID do something in chat ages ago, when Flare was still bringing her girlfriend in. I don't believe it had anything to do with cold though.

That likely just had to do with Flare hitting on anything with boobs.

POS's weakness is that one scratch on your back that's just RIGHT between the shoulder blades. You know the one I mean. No matter how much you stretch and twist your body, you never seem quite able to get at it.

He has to use his guitar.

And I don't even own a guitar, so you can see how frustrating that is!

*Backhands POS* I have my standards you know. And I don't hit on every girl here.

Thats right, and Flare knows if she were to get with Mes, they would bring about the apocalypse.

Nah it would just result in a child with Flare's authoritativeness and Mes' acerbic tongue.

Oh damn, Fifth is their time travel baby from the future. Sent back in time to ban Sarah Connor.

You know, greed, making babies doesn't work that way.

I assume mad science was involved somewhere. I mean I did mention a scenario that includes time travel and indicates a robot apocalypse.

Yes, but two people of the same sex raising a child is just unnatural. I mean, obviously.

Less talk about lesbian sex more talk about Superhero Vulnerabilities.

I kinda figure they're the same thing. Well except for gay super heroes I suppose.

Fenris's weakness is that he's a hobo. He has no money for the laundry, or the TV, or the house, or the foods. So he lives in a gutter and hopes to god that the liquid raining down on his head every morning is just rain.

But really mostly fuck fifthfiend.

That's POS's weakness. Just can't accept the improbable. Also, I think something akin to a black hole would be just about anyone's big weakness. Can't think of anything that can defeat something like that.

Less means no, more means only.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Go dick a dick, you dick.

Less dick talk more superhero weaknesses.

A White Hole, obviously.

That wasn't sarcasm, oddly enough.

My weakness is POS's avatar. God, that thing has mesmerized me. It scares me, but at the same time fills me with disgust.

Lies and superstition!

Black holes are weak vs anti-gravity.

In real life, it would be green beans.

I don't really know what happened between me and green beans, but it must of been ugly, and they must of won. I get nauseated just looking at them...heck, I feel a little off just thinking about them. Just throw a bunch of cooked green beans at me, and I'll be off to the side trying to keep my lunch down.

As far as my NPF persona goes, my weakness appears to be other NPFers. They certainly make me die a lot.

Now, I like green beans, but I do get that way about creamed corn. I can't be the only one who thinks it looks and smells like fresh vomit...

Actually, I figured thinking that way about creamed corn was a given. The only person I know who likes the stuff is my mom.

An idea has struck!

Onion's weakness is American humor. Assault her with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler and her weakness will be revealed!

My weaknesses...

Rap Music (Listening to it can literally make me sick to my stomach. Not a joke.)
Hot chicks with glasses who turn out to be lesbians
Old Spice (Gives me rashes. I can use other brands of deodorant, mind you, just not Old Spice)
EDIT- Oh, and apparently, I'm allergic to Guacamole. Which is fine by me, because I wouldn't willingly eat anything that looked like green vomit.

That being said, I actually do have 'superpowers' (although with sub-Jubilee levels of usefulness):
1) The uncanny ability to receive spam from thirty years in the future, as some of you know.
2) The ability to fall asleep and wake up with unexplainable scratches that looked as if they bled although there was never any bloodstains on the place I slept on.
3) The extremely rare gift to realize that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is not funny. (Except the Mooninites. They rule)

I have 2 weaknesses, I believe. One of them is a book series or anime series that starts well and gets me hooked on it, only to stab me in the back and leave me bleeding in an alley. Wheel of Time. AND Bleach. And probably soon also Naruto. Oh well, at least Death Note and FMA will eternally remain on the pedestal of godly things in my mind.

Thats more of an inconvenient character flaw than a weakness though.

My one true weakness is known only to 42 Petunias.

Funny you should mention Death Note because the above is exactly what it did to me.

No.
Go die in a fire.
RickRolls aren't funny.

The rickrollee has become the rickroller...