On the market for a Arch-Nemesis
 

So, i got a lil' tired of this vanilla life, so, hey maybe the exciting life oa battling against my very own Arch-nemesis would be something uhn?

So, basicly, im on that market. Would you make a good Arch-Nemesis? Maybe a Sidekick? wha'do you bring to the table?

Also, Own Evil Lair is not obligatory but it would be nice...

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That would be an Arch-Nemesis.

Honestly, a "Bitter Rival" may be the candidate you're looking for. There aren't very many evil folks here, and those who are tend to be rather indisposed and not likely to devote their attention to a single person.

That said, I am not offering. I'm taken.

I see you've quite the fitting profile...

interesting... interesting...

*taking notes*

These are my murderous moppets.
 

Realy? i always thought that the best villains worked freelancer... are there union issues? Because i can offer dental plan too if it helps

The best villains have organizations. Minions. Hot, high-ranking officials in black leather. That sort of thing. If they don't have some sort of middle management, they aren't terribly good at what they do.

Besides, the best way to make yourself an archnemesis is to go out and do something they don't agree with. Like heroics and such.

If they see you as a threat, a "meddling ingrate" or whatever, they're more likely to consider you an archnemesis.

But again I insist that you'd want a Bitter Rival instead. Less paperwork involved for all parties.

I would like to take you up on this offer. However, as I would not want to waste my time, what do you bring to the table in terms of being my nemesis?

I also need to know if you have life insurance, and if so, who the benefactors are. As a villain of the highest caliber, I must needs ensure that nobody benefits from your demise.

I do not, as of yet, have a lair, but construction begins in half a month or so, so that should not present much of a problem. I am the sort of villain who manipulates from the shadows, so I was wondering if that is what you are looking for in a nemesis, or if you prefer something a little more straightforward.

I look forward to plotting your imminent demise should you accept.

Arch Nemesis? What are you talking about? Anyone who has a scary bunny avatar from the macabre Donny Darko must be evil!

How about you be MY Arch Nemesis, and spend every waking moment deciding how you're going to ruin my day, in some way that corresponds to whatever the hell it is I'm doing that day despite any impossibilities that would keep you from doing it. And then just make it look like it was your intention to do this from the beginning, and that I just happened to fortuitously stumble upon your evil plan in time to save the day.

Though if you do need an Arch-Nemesis, I can do generic villain laughter, can border the line of being evil yet not damned evil, and look good in tight leather, and will somehow find a way to survive every cliched death, ever!

Sadly, I don't do weekends, or attack Sailor Moon esque characters, as my grievous overacting often leads to my downfall....

I like to remain that neutral party that nobody knows the intentions of. Are they plans to hinder? Plans to benefit? Mystery abounds!