Napalm showers and other ways to express hatred
 

We've all heard things like this:

• Go to hell
• I hate you
• I hope you die

But what about creative ways to tell someone that you hate them? If you have an idea, post it here!

Two of mine to start us off:
"Go take a napalm shower!"
"YOU are the reason I'm Pro-Choice!"

Note: Just in case things get NSFW, I already tagged the topic title.

From here:

Yeah, my insults need some work.

This is the wussiest NSFW ever and I'm untagging it because a) wussy and b) if it really gets NSFW it's gone anyway.

I can't help but see something inconsistent here.

NSFW things aren't allowed on NPF and your tag was removed because your topic wasn't NSFW.

I don't really... I mean... seems pretty consistent?

He's mocking it's NSFWness and calling it wussy, then saying that if it was NSFW then it would be removed. If it's going to be removed if it crosses that line, how is it wussy if it doesn't?

... simply put, you're a wussy for not making it more NSFW.
Then, as it becomes too NSFW, the thread gets deleted and you get banned, making you not wussy anymore.

Simple, really.

Only if he's the one that made it NSFW.

Oh.

You could call someone NSFW. That's pretty insulting. Unless it's like pornstar NSFW, in which case that's close to a compliment to some people.

Back on topic...

"Get eyeball cancer."
"I couldn't hate you more if you were a Nazi."
"If I hated you any more my head would explode."
"I hope all your children become crack addicts."
"You make me look forward to the end of the world."

Okay, I try really hard not to insult anyone, even if I don't like him or her very much; however, if a person pushes me far enough, I can be rather cruel. Here are a few examples of non-specific, tame insults:

People like you make me wish that retroactive abortions were legal.
Go make a Darwin Award of yourself.
You're a prime example of why the education system is flawed.
Do the world a favor and neuter yourself.
Your parents must be so proud.

I've said worse, but I take pride in being a fluffy marshmallow and not returning abuse until I've had my limit broken. When it does happen, though, I feel overwhelming guilt and have to spend a lot of time in prayer.

Yeah, I'm a tender-hearted, guilt-stricken weenie--bite me.