SAAM went off camera with Viewtiful, and said, "let there be cheetos!" and there were cheeto's, and SAAM saw this and said.
"they're pretty good."

*Munch Munch*

Soon, a loud voice come over the loudspeakers of the Arena, "Your fighting has been.... entertaining... thus far... but let's switch things up a bit!" Everyone looks up to see Celes lounging in an Announcer's booth, sipping at a Crystal Lite. She then slams her hand down on a button, then, like magic the arena field changed scenery to.....

A pretty garden! With fairies flying around!

"Hmm... That's not what I was hoping for.... Let's see what this button does..." She said, pushing anoher button, a sign popped up next to the cobblestone path reading "Please keep off the grass...... or else."

"Well, that's different."

OOC: mua ha ha. I love changing the scenery ^^ )

SAAM plucks a fairy out of the air and eats it...

"this tastes like wang." he said.

Everyone on the field suddenly turned into a grape.

Slightly Above Average Grape looked at his surroundings.

"great, now my acronym is SAAG."

Hmm. this is boring lets change the arena.agian

*gets out a romote presses a button then the arena turned into a areana of DEATH and a pit of spikes surrounded the arena *

Hmm. needs one last touch
*pushes another button the a gaint falls out of the sky and lands on Spirit*

Ahh,now this is more like it now we have somthing to fight.

SAAG takes off his shoe and knocks the giant in the face, toppling him over into a spike. killing it instantly.

"I don't think any of us saw that one coming!"

"Hey, you never let me have a chance to punish anyone for stepping on the grass." Celes pouted, "Oh well. I'll come down and fight too.... now where did I put those weapons...." She said, looking around the announcer's booth

SAAG picks up his shoe and throws it at CelesJessa, knocking her off balance and causing her to land face first beside SAAG.

"woah, Deja vu!"

he offers her the bag.

"Cheeto?"

Well to replace the gaint I will have to call the forest imps

*suddenly a large horde of forest imps hopped onto the areana then took SAAM's shoe away and kept thowing the shoe at him over and over and ate all of SAAM's cheetos*