Spirit Looks outside his Igloo via his periscope "Woah there not opening it. But I thought they loved Cheetos I mean the Box does say free Cheetos..." which echos outside the Igloo...

MC43's eyes shoot open as he hears the PB and J song. "No!! Make it stop!! AHH!" He rushes over to the banana and stabs it several times. Then he peels it and eats it, so it will never come back. After, he gets back in his box. "Mmm... solitude..."

SAAM walks through the opening he made, pulls out a beanbag chair, and sits down naked in it next to Spirit.

"sup?"

Spirit now realizing his Igloo is ruined presses the button on the Box and a little portal opens... And The Spirit from Calvin Ball pops out then Spirit number one says "hey thanks you take over" Spirit number two says "yeah sure no problem " tossing the Calivn ball to the other spirit who hopes into the portal...Then Spirit number two says " SAAM must suffer the david blain trick DUN DUNN DUNNN!" as he knocks him out and freezes him in an Ice cube with a Plasma TV in it. " OH crap how did that get in there... Oh Well as he goes over to the corpse of Kool Aid man and "BEHOLD UNDEAD FLAVORED KOOL AID MAN! Now go and relive these kiddies thirst Bwahahaha!" as spirit hopes into a clown car and starts driving around maniacly...

Dont make me summon the evil of ALL EVILS



BARNY




:fighter: Oh boy!
:bmage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

MC43 smiles in excitment, for he is immune to Barney... the purple dinosaur.

*there's a flurry of Rail-gun fire, and all drops to the ground dead.*

"God I love this thing."

SAAM walks up to MC43 from behind.

"wizard."

MC43 looks at SAAM, "Wizard? I confused..."

"don't ask me, a wizard did it. one second."

SAAM walks over to Super Saiyan and starts poking him with a stick.

Oh no affect ey,OK,lets try the

PowerPuffGirls
MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!





*summons ppg *

SAAM blinks at the said PPgirls, then goes back to poking Super Saiyan

*Makes out with bubbles*

OOC: Was that NOT disturbing? I am so good at creeping people out like that.

"Well... I was immune to them, but now I'm going to see them in a completely different light." Tries to scratch eyes out, "DEAR GOD GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!!!"

Ooc: not really.

SAAM now starts poking Super Saiyan and Bubbles with two sticks.

MC43 starts to cry anime style again, "Why do they touture me so?" The sobbing remind him of Love Hina however, so he pulls out volume 1 of the Manga series from his robe and starts to read it.

SAAM got bored poking the two of them, so he instead threw his shoe at MM, knocking him unconsious. then pulled his beanbag chair up next to MC43 and started reading over his shoulder.

Spirit wakes up realizes what happens and blows up like an atomic bomb leaving only a note that says until tommorow...

Well,if you hate them so much just come out of the box and I will call them off.

SAAM looks at MM.

"can I have my shoe back?"

I feel like turning SAAM to a monkey.

*gives him his shoe back and turns SAAM into a monkey*

SAAM monkey then points up to the stars. MM looks, only to see the yellow text from Star Wars scrolling through space. MM is suddenly struck by a Verb and knocked unconsious.
SAAM then walks up to the unconsious MM and the SAAM monkey, and offers them a cheeto.

"Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama YOU!" and turns MM into a Llama. "I'm back..." Spirit says...

Mr. Viewtiful returns form his hidout off-camera. Seein the harmless chaos, the was only one thing he could do...

"CHOCOLATE!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. Suddenly, a whole ton of chocolate poured in from somewheres nobody knows. He contentedly picks up a 3 Musketeers, eats it, and says "My job here is done."

Mr. V then went back off-camera.

"Two can play at that game!" Lycan answered. "MONKEYS!" he shouted, whereupon an infinite quantity of monkeys sprang into being and wrote the next great american novel, whereupon Lycan published it and made much money.

Mr. V popped back on camera. "Join me, Lycanthrope! Using your monkey power and my chocolate power, we can make much money and buy pimped out Escalades! What do you say?"

"Nah, I got to go and, like, you know, watch the fighting fools fight their foolish fight. Maybe some other time." Lycanthrope said, then thought again and said "POPCORN!" whereupon the field of battle was covered in fluffy white butterlisious goodness. Lycanthrope then sat down and began munching on the popcorn as the monkeys, freed of their typewriter duty, began climing on the combatents.

"Sounds good." Mr. V shouted "TO ME, MY BOOMBOX!!!"

His trysty boombox floated over to him. Dramatic rock/metal fight music started playing loudly; Mr. Viewtiful knew that it would make the fights cooler.

"The more style, the better." he then ate popcorn.

"Verdi Requiem, Dies Ire," lycanthrope mumbled, where-upon the music suddenly changed to a ultra-dramatic classical appocalyps-type music. "I'd do flight of the valkieries, but frankly I just can't stand Wagner."

Spirit says "you guys make more sense I' think I wil go away... but not before I do this "infernal Chinchilla Raoin of destiny!" Now it will rain chinchillas until somebody sings the chinese national anthem backwards...

SAAM went off camera with Viewtiful, and said, "let there be cheetos!" and there were cheeto's, and SAAM saw this and said.
"they're pretty good."

*Munch Munch*

Soon, a loud voice come over the loudspeakers of the Arena, "Your fighting has been.... entertaining... thus far... but let's switch things up a bit!" Everyone looks up to see Celes lounging in an Announcer's booth, sipping at a Crystal Lite. She then slams her hand down on a button, then, like magic the arena field changed scenery to.....

A pretty garden! With fairies flying around!

"Hmm... That's not what I was hoping for.... Let's see what this button does..." She said, pushing anoher button, a sign popped up next to the cobblestone path reading "Please keep off the grass...... or else."

"Well, that's different."

OOC: mua ha ha. I love changing the scenery ^^ )

SAAM plucks a fairy out of the air and eats it...

"this tastes like wang." he said.

Everyone on the field suddenly turned into a grape.

Slightly Above Average Grape looked at his surroundings.

"great, now my acronym is SAAG."

Hmm. this is boring lets change the arena.agian

*gets out a romote presses a button then the arena turned into a areana of DEATH and a pit of spikes surrounded the arena *

Hmm. needs one last touch
*pushes another button the a gaint falls out of the sky and lands on Spirit*

Ahh,now this is more like it now we have somthing to fight.

SAAG takes off his shoe and knocks the giant in the face, toppling him over into a spike. killing it instantly.

"I don't think any of us saw that one coming!"

"Hey, you never let me have a chance to punish anyone for stepping on the grass." Celes pouted, "Oh well. I'll come down and fight too.... now where did I put those weapons...." She said, looking around the announcer's booth

SAAG picks up his shoe and throws it at CelesJessa, knocking her off balance and causing her to land face first beside SAAG.

"woah, Deja vu!"

he offers her the bag.

"Cheeto?"

Well to replace the gaint I will have to call the forest imps

*suddenly a large horde of forest imps hopped onto the areana then took SAAM's shoe away and kept thowing the shoe at him over and over and ate all of SAAM's cheetos*

The forest imps are defeated by the infinite quantity of monkeys

*then a much more horde of forest imps hoped on the feild ( 5 min.s later) they tamed the monkeys and rode them then they attacked lyncanthope*

"Bad Monkeys! No bananas for you!" Lycanthrope said. The monkeys were shamed and walked into the void carrying their forest imps with them. "May the popcorn be more buttery!"

*Then more imps hopped on the stadiam this time they were bigger in size and number and they ate all the popcorn*

Lycanthrope ate popcorn, uncaring.

Celes looked at a bag of empty cheetos that SAAM had offered her. "But... I wanted cheetos.... but" She looked at the imps, "THEY ate them! CURSE you forest imps!" She said, then reached around behind her and pulled out... A pink dimentional vortex! She set it to "small creatures" and raised it above her head. The vortex opened and sucked up all of the imps and monkeys (and any other small creature that might be running around)

"There, I took care of the imp problem." She said, putting the pink vortex away again.

The next challenge 5 dragons

*5 dragons fly and land on the arena*

SAAM looks at Celes.

"fortunately, I have a back up in these siduations."

Cheesy lensflares erupt as SAAM yells out: "THE BADGER HAS RETURNED!"

SAAM then grabs his shoeless foot, falls to the floor and proceeds to shimmie around the arena at a blinding speed. the dragons see this, get confused, look at each other, shrug, then shoot themselves in the foot. all dragons are crippled now.

SAAM gets up and forms some sort of magic in his palms before unleashing the new-

"CHEETO-DOKEN!"

millions of radioactive cheeto's assail the crippled dragons, giving them trichinosis.

"that should solve the cheeto problem. now if we only had something to drink..."

Ooc: kudos on your new avatar MM. :cool:

And then the universe just ended because of the sheer stupidity of humans.

OOC: New thread.