The Warring States of NPF - Call of Cthulhu: Discussion 2 (Yes it has a title he. Why? Because I say so, dangit!)

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Originally Posted by krylo

Also: I knew Celes's real name before I even started actually talking to her. My web of informants is deep and far reaching. Muahahaha.

Meaning: He's a stalker. *grabs the baseball bat and glances out the window*

(There, I fixed it, since I didn't use AKA right)

And I would like to have thicker eyelashes, but I don't go up to people and say "Wow! You have such thick eyelashes! I wish I did too."

But it's not like I put mascara on more than absolutely necissary (there is NO WAY make up is getting that close to my eyes (I'm very protective of my eyes)), so I guess thick eyelashes aren't that important for me. ^^;;

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And when they fall into your eye when you're sleeping and you don't notice until four weeks later! And then they have this thick film all over them, and you finally get them out and you're all like, "Curse these eye lashes!"

And a group of girls hears you screaming, and they come over and they're all like, "Wow! You have the greatest eyelashes ever! I am sooooooo jealous!"

And then you stab them with an icepick. And of course, you're the one that goes to jail ...

Exactly... but replace the icepick with slipping them roofies at the next party, then doing the same to the ugliest, nastiest guy you can find... and then mixing up fake semen (mayo and corn syrup... and some other ingredients) and squirting it on her leg... sticking them in a bed together naked, and then leave them to wake up the next day. Muahahaha!

Or when your eyes feel sticky on the corners because they interlock and get a little eye-gunk on them, and it's a bitch to make it feel normal again. I'm having that problem right now.

Edit: AKA is "Also Known As"... so, no.

I hear that, man. I hear that.

And speaking of slipping into a coma ... Zoinks!

(G'night all!)

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I found my normal picture! Yay! Now people can compare it to the ones where I'm making horrible faces!

I'l stay as a watcher

Oh sorry ro double post, but I'll be away this weekend so someone needs to take over for me

Having worked in an elementary school I took the liberty of compiling a list of the oddest names I've seen.

Genesis -girl
Female (pronounced Fem * a * lee) -girl
Shithead (pronounced Shith *ead) - boy

That is all.

Zen Imperial Law.

Beat that.

You can do better than that.

I could also use non-English names... but that would just make everything lame.

I did see someone called Pidass Stu once.