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Krylo 03-26-2004 10:13 PM

I think he plans on using the powder to make sure that he can see the lurker, lighting the torches (as that he now knows the lurker doesn't like light, thanks to neil and mcgruder talking to that guy), and going out to save the guy.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:13 PM

I just want to know if it is valid whatever he has planned.

Good call krylo. Note, it is the back door...

EDIT Which powder did you grab, the metal box or the wood box?

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 10:15 PM

Of course, he can't see the Lurker before the powder is on him, and he has to put the powder on...

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:15 PM

And it owuld take a luck roll, AND a throw roll to do it since it would be in a combat situation.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:17 PM

He's trying to do anything to draw the creature away from the house ...

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:18 PM

Once again, which Box did he grab, the metal one or the wood one?

And note, it doesn't like light, but it stays inside during the day, yet doesn't fear to be in a building with lots of light right below him at night, coming up through holes in the kitchen ceiling/attic floor...

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:21 PM

One box was filled with white chalky powder, right? And the other was sticky to the touch.

He took the sticky powder box. Can't remember which one that is, but I can just have him touch it ...

And note the edit to the last post.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:23 PM

I don't know if anything will fit that criteria for an item.

EDIT: Alright, I know what box you grabbed.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:24 PM

If anyone here smokes, then a silver cigarette holder would work well.

Metal Box.

Actually, the metal box's lid ... or sides. How thick is the metal, and how aged?

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:25 PM

Alright, I think I'm ready for your plan. Initiate when ready.

Wait a sec...

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:25 PM

If Demon gets killed, I call looting rights. I also call looting rights on the guy whose dying off in the distance.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:27 PM

If?

My dear, long eyelashed compadre, there is no uncertainty here. Gabriel's dogmeat if he tries this.

Squishy Cheeks 03-26-2004 10:27 PM

Blast it I'm going to a movie, Celes can control my character as necessary, but please don't kill me.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:28 PM

The metal box is about 40 years old, but the metal held up well. But there is no way for you to rip off a side of it, so you would need a way to carry the whole thing as protection. I still am not 100% sure WTF you are going to do...

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:28 PM

If Father McGruder get's killed, I call looting rights on him.

And I'm trying to be optimistic here, Demon.

Squishy Cheeks 03-26-2004 10:29 PM

Vow of poverty mate. Also if Father McGruder gets killed he should come back as a zombie

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:30 PM

You all are really confident Zmobies are involved aren't you... Everyone wants to be a zombie now...

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:30 PM

My dear, Zero.

The lid to the metal box has hinge's right? That can be busted (hopefully). If Gabriel wraps the lid in a length of blanket and puts it in his right, inside jacket pocket it protects his heart.

If he can avoid any other attack, and draw the beast away, then the chanters have a chance.

The ceremony ends very soon ...

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:31 PM

Yah, well... you got a rosary I can loot from you. And he's a drifter during the Al Capone era... he's probably looted lots of gunned up bodies before.

Also... I have some idea what Demon might be planning... but I doubt his intellect is as sharp and cunning as mine, so who knows?

Edit: That's what I figured... I GET TO LOOT A CORPSE! WOO! Err... I mean... Gabriel shall be missed. May he rest in peace.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:32 PM

You know it could just rip your head off, then rip off your jacket and devour your heart... And have you learned nothing from the acidic slime?

But I'll allow it, go when ready. And if you want the person saved, you might want to tell the others your plan in the RP first...

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 10:32 PM

I know what he's planning, but I think the Lurker is stronger then a bullet.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:33 PM

Then let us join intellects, mate.

Can't hurt, can it? And if we succeed, we get to be heroes. And Celes will fall madly in love with you, and IHMN will come back from the dead! My love will bring him back!

*sniff*

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon with a Glass Hand
... and IHMN will come back from the dead! My love will bring him back!

*sniff*

What the Hell?! I think you already failed your Sanity Roll...

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:35 PM

If I were you... I'd run out with both torches lit, waving them madly toward any sounds, while trying to get that stuff on the beast so you can see it, and maybe dodge some attacks... get the guy, drag him back, and hide in the house.

Actually, if I were you, I'd just stay inside.

He's been inflicted with indefinate necrophillia

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:38 PM

Yeah, Demon, there ARE magical wards keeping Supernatural evils out of the room...

Darth SS 03-26-2004 10:39 PM

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Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:39 PM

Or two or three of us run out there. The parked cars can provide realtive safety and mobility if we need. We only need one person to be attacked to be able to throw the powders on it.

If we can keep it occupied for a little while, it will help us to regain some balance, as it were, with the ceremony.

edit: How anticlimatic is that? To stay? And if we are so safe inside this house, then what's with the gas and acid, hmmmm? Before long, the chanters will fail. We need to prevent that in the most heroic, and Hollywood way possible!

CelesJessa 03-26-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon with a Glass Hand
Then let us join intellects, mate.

Can't hurt, can it? And if we succeed, we get to be heroes. And Celes will fall madly in love with you, and IHMN will come back from the dead! My love will bring him back!

*sniff*

I missed something, who will I fall in love with? And that's disturbing that your love will bring IHMN back... it's like a twisted version of some cheesy love story "Love will find a way!" But even if he came back... IHMN's character wouldn't be able to give you his heart... he's kind of... missing it.

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperSaiyan
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I think we found your wingman, Demon. Ok, all who say SS goes out with him say, "Aye"

AYE!

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelesJessa
But even if he came back... IHMN's character wouldn't be able to give you his heart... he's kind of... missing it.

I think that is just about Quote worthy Celes...

EDIT: AYE!

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon with a Glass Hand
Or two or three of us run out there. The parked cars can provide realtive safety and mobility if we need. We only need one person to be attacked to be able to throw the powders on it.

If we can keep it occupied for a little while, it will help us to regain some balance, as it were, with the ceremony.

Or it just rips of the first guys head, throws his dead body at the next, then tackles the third while the second is screaming, then later kilsl the second.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:43 PM

For someone who was 'Pro Death' just a while ago, I'm shocked, to say the least, by your behavior IHMN.

I thought you, of all people, would be backing this suicide kamikaze ... thing.

Darth SS 03-26-2004 10:44 PM

IHMN raises a good argument.

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forever Zero
EDIT: AYE!

Well, we got the DM's vote... I think that means we're going with it.

I'll let someone else call looting rights on Neil, though... I've called enough looting rights.

CelesJessa 03-26-2004 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forever Zero
I think that is just about Quote worthy Celes...

wOOt. I thought it was just lame, but if it is quote worthy, than I'm glad I said it... I need to write it down...

Poor SS, they're going to force him to go deal with the monster to keep him busy.

*hums "I left my Heart in San Fransisco"*

Squishy Cheeks 03-26-2004 10:45 PM

Zero, go rent Dead Alive. also just for kicks www.romzom.com

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

If I survive this I'm going to dance a jig!
edit: *sigh* or we could just let the Lurker do whatever the hell he wants, drive us insane, and then slaughter us all. *sigh*

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:49 PM

So... when is someone going to advance the stroy instead of talking about advancing the story...

And 40 Minutes is a long time when you are dodging an invisable abomination from another world...

EDIT: I am still confused as to why you think entering the attic and going after the Lurker will help...

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:53 PM

I moved my part forward. The rest is up to everyone else.

Saiyan ... Let's go get some!

edit - Can you ... man, can you just for once not ... I mean dammit! If you're going to criticise my every stupid move ... Look. Perhaps we need some time away from eachother, y'know? So we can both cool down ... think about what's been said. Not argue anymore ... y'know?

Krylo 03-26-2004 10:56 PM

I say FZ, now knowing your plan, just takes over your character, and Neil, and the lurker, does all the necessary rolls, and kills you.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 10:56 PM

... What the? Okaay... Go up in the attic, not my call...

EDIT: Seriously, I can't do anything until you go somewhere the Lurker can go, and say what you intentions are when you get there.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 10:58 PM

Krylo ... if Gabriel dies ... I want you to have his pants.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:01 PM

<-- Is Speechless.

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:03 PM

Not even I have much to say about him wanting me to take his character's pants. Well... not much that doesn't have to do with homoerotic necrophilia.

CelesJessa 03-26-2004 11:04 PM

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I think my disturbed Seymour face is good for this occation.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelesJessa
I think my disturbed Seymour face is good for this occation.

That works perfectly...

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:05 PM

Meh. Edited my last post for the third time ... or fourth ...

I mean, really, what else am I going to suggest?!

Hey guys, I have a plan that's to DIE for ...

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:08 PM

Doesn't anyone want to even comment on Gabriel's plan in the RP so that it can move along?

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 11:08 PM

I think he might want to die so he can make a new character...

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:08 PM

No. I'm pretty sure they would rather do the chicken dance ...

reply to IHMN - Not really. It's more like "Enough of your bore talk, Poindexter! We need action!"

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:09 PM

I never turned down any pants... I just said it was weird, and I wouldn't doubt that I'll be next to die if Gabriel can't get someone else to go out with him. I mean... I'm annoying as hell.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:10 PM

But you have long eyelashes, Krylo. And that more than makes up for any mild annoyances.

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:11 PM

You'd better get back alive. SS called your pants, going against your last wishes.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:11 PM

Oh, if SS takes your pants, zombie Gabrial is coming back and eating his brain for sure...

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:12 PM

Zero.

My name isn't David.

CelesJessa 03-26-2004 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon with a Glass Hand
Hey guys, I have a plan that's to DIE for ...

*looks at signature* (took me awhile to figure it out)

Hey, I wanna do the chicken dance! (It'd be less disturbing than talking about people taking his pants when he dies.)

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Arc: I just drop her food through this convinient hole in the floor.

Keri: Muffin!
Maybe if the Lurker was trapped in the basement and we had some muffins, I wouldn't have to be running to my death ...

Darth SS 03-26-2004 11:15 PM

Hey, no touching his pants or their contents CJ.

They're mine.

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperSaiyan
Hey, no touching his pants or their contents CJ.

They're mine.

I knew it!

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon with a Glass Hand
Zero.

My name isn't David.

Sorry, IHMN had posted and I was sidetracked.

EDIT: Wait, what just happened?

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:16 PM

Well, SS, I certainly don't see your name on - (looks in pants) - What the F-

CelesJessa 03-26-2004 11:20 PM

"Welcome to Jamaca mon, have a nice day."

(sorry, the conversation just reminded me of that joke)

And SS, feel free to do whatever you please with the contents of his pants.

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:20 PM

Wow... I thought SS had a crush on Celes... guess I was wrong not only about that, but also about his entire sexual orientation.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:23 PM

Actually, maybe if we had a hamster to feed to the Lurker ...

Quote:

Guard: !
Snake: OWowowowowowowowow!
Campbell: Snake? Snaaaaaaaaake!
Keri: What the crap ...

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:26 PM

It actually wouldn't surprise me much if the lurker decided to leave Gabriel alone. It'd be kind of obvious to an intelligent being that the madman was trying to lure it out. Then again, it could kill him, bring his body into the attic, and throw it down at the chanters.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:28 PM

1. Did you just see Kerrigan's Invention Demon, cause you seem to be randomly quoting it all over.

2. What is everyone else doing, just watching the person laying there on the other side of the house? I know what the chanter's are doing.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:29 PM

Lurker: !
Demon: Owowowowowowowowowowow!
Krylo: Gabe? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe!
Celes: What the crap ...

CelesJessa 03-26-2004 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krylo
It actually wouldn't surprise me much if the lurker decided to leave Gabriel alone. It'd be kind of obvious to an intelligent being that the madman was trying to lure it out. Then again, it could kill him, bring his body into the attic, and throw it down at the chanters.

Shh... don't give him any ideas.


And I just saw Kerrigan's invention last weekend. ^^ It's great. But not as good as the return of Ganondorf.

Celes: *fails insanity check* "Cthulu is gonna smite us all... smite us good! They just can't see it yet.... are they blind? Blind as a keese if you ask me. Oh they'll see it... I'll MAKE them see it, they'll call me crazy, but I'm not crazy I'm the only one who's NOT CRAZY!"

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:32 PM

Krylo: Get off! Let me mourn in peace!
Everybody Else: The hell? Whatever...
Krylo: Now I can loot the corpse in peace, muahahaha.

TheSpiritOfVengance 03-26-2004 11:33 PM

Gee I should of knew somehow FZ would throw a lurker in. Hopefully he wont make it get to bad other wise you will see the funniest ending of any character ever...

Darth SS 03-26-2004 11:33 PM

Ss: Nooooooooooo! Get Away From His Pants!

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:34 PM

Have either of you seen the secret FF movie in KNI? It is really funny and messed up at the same time.

And I'm surprised you just saw it, I saw it over a month ago. I had these quotes in my sig for a while from it.

Seymour - "Lady Yuna... It would be a great honor if you took my hand in marridge. And we could crush Spira like a grape. Did I say 'crush'?! I meant to say unite in peace, and harmony, and bloodshed. Did I say 'bloodshed'?!"

Auron - "Ten years ago... Jecht stood on this spot. And attacked the shoopuff. And threw nuts at that squirrel. And took a leak on that tree. Then he rode the Shoopuff, procaliming himself... the king... of the Shoopuffs... I'm reeealy drunk!"
- Kerri's Big Invention

EDIT: I still don't know what the other Watchers are doing you all...

Darth SS 03-26-2004 11:35 PM

I should really go see that thing.

'Cuz I haven't yet.

Krylo 03-26-2004 11:35 PM

On that note... we're at not one... not two... not even three... but FOUR full threads worth of stuff here. Maybe it's time for discussion number 3?

J Man 03-26-2004 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forever Zero
Have either of you seen the secret FF movie in KNI? It is really funny and messed up at the same time.

And I'm surprised you just saw it, I saw it over a month ago. I had these quotes in my sig for a while from it.

Seymour - "Lady Yuna... It would be a great honor if you took my hand in marridge. And we could crush Spira like a grape. Did I say 'crush'?! I meant to say unite in peace, and harmony, and bloodshed. Did I say 'bloodshed'?!"

Auron - "Ten years ago... Jecht stood on this spot. And attacked the shoopuff. And threw nuts at that squirrel. And took a leak on that tree. Then he rode the Shoopuff, procaliming himself... the king... of the Shoopuffs... I'm reeealy drunk!"
- Kerri's Big Invention

EDIT: I still don't know what the other Watchers are doing you all...


I loved that flash thing so much. XD IT was teh funneh.

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 11:36 PM

Puh, I saw it when it came out... I've seen them all. Computer class = Newgrounds/Flash player

I just changed one of my quotes to a quote from KNI.

Demon with a Glass Hand 03-26-2004 11:36 PM

Actually it was those quotes that prompted me to find out what Kerri's Big Invention was, Zero.

You only have you to thank for all my seemingly random posting about it.

... ... ... That, and for some reason, ever since Celes started using the Return of Ganondorf in her sig, I picture her as Kerrigan.

Kinda demented, sure. But not as bad as everyone wanting my pants and the contents therin.

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:36 PM

WOOHOO, A NEW FORUM RECORD!

Alright, new Discussion on the way.

IHateMakingNames 03-26-2004 11:37 PM

By new forum record, you mean "If a mod comes here, I am screwed!"

Forever Zero 03-26-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames
Computer class = Newgrounds/Flash player

Exactly. Computer class was the best class ever just because our teacher knew nothing about computers, and we spent all class looking up really funny stuff ot watch.

Exactly IHMN!


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