Greatest RPG related quote ever
 

Can someone prove me wrong that the quotes, "I don't care if the buzz isn't real, I can role-play being drunk!" and "The world is square." aren't the greatest RPG related quotes ever? Come on, try me. :fighter:

"Hmph. This looks like a really crappy scroll."

"What does it say?"

"It just says Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur......."

Some of the best quotes I've found come from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic from the quirky assault droid HK-47. I started playing this game awhile ago with the mindset of going towards the dark side, so I found his constant homicidal, yet cheery dialogue hilarious.
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HK-47: "Your pupil asked me what I thought of him, and I informed him of his meatbag status. You found it quite humorous and decided to program me that way."
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HK-47: "If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing. "
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HK-47: There is a 98% probability that this meatbag's tribe has been kidnapped by the sand people and are being held hostage and he needs our help.

You: What's the 2% probability?

HK-47: There is a 2% probability that this meatbag is only trying to take your valuable credits in which case he should be blasted. I believe this is the case, master.
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HK-47: Qualification: It’s just that, you are an organic meatbag, master. And all that water…how the noise from your insides sloshing around doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea.
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I know there's better quotes from this character out ther, but I either couldn't find them on the internet or never wrote them down when playing...

*Followed by instant death

Come on, everyone say it with me: "You spoony Bard!"

"How much Experience do I get for killing the plot?" -One of the other players at a DnD session I was at.

If you would consider Star Control 2 as a RPG, then. "Surprise and Terror!
I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face of our old enemy, the Hootmans
no... the Huge-glands, no, I remember, the Hunams!" - Spathi

From PS:T ...

Nordom: "I estimate Fall-from-Grace to be found attractive by the male sex of over 321423 separate species. Give or take 5."

"I wrapped my bag of holding inside-out wrapped it around myself and walked through the dungeon walls."

"It's not magical"
"But the blacksmith said it was magical!"
"He was lying"
"But he said he never tells a lie!"
"He was lying when he said that."

"Hey master! You know all those scrolls in your closet? Well, I decided to clean up and tossed them all into your bags of holding, and I tossed them into the portable hole to save room."

Heh, I think that one gets my vote.

However, here are some others.

"Ah! Their lust for battle! Their spirited drinking contests! Such fine epics! We find them amusing, yet they still hold a grudge against us. I imagine it's because our ancestors beat the crap out of theirs."
-Werewolf: The Apocalypse

"Of corse you should fight fire with fire. You should fight EVERYTHING with fire!"
-Magic the Gathering card (Unknown)

And here is an actual quote from an RP I played in.

"Certainly there are things more productive you can do other than shooting at a bird. I mean...what did the bird ever do to you? Did it insult your momma? Did it look at you funny? No! It just sat there....

...I had a point, but I lost it. Carry on."
- Stover in the 'The Quest for the Final Summoning, Ch. 1 RP'

Good One
 

Okay, this one is from a Castlevania game, and isn't the actual quote, but it's pretty good.

"Die monster, you don't belong in this world."
"Pikachu!"
"Tribute, you steal men's souls, and make them your servants!"
"Pika?"
"Your words are as empty as your soul, now, DIE!"
"Pika Pikachu Pika, Pi Pi Pi Pikachu Pika Pika PIKACHU!"

And another is,"Run, Run, or you'll be well done!"
-Kefka FFVI
:fighter: