Calvinball: Round 2
 

With everyone still recovering from the last round, the universe has been completely reset. The calvinball rests in the center of the "field".

ooc: Sorry, I just had to continue this :D

OOC: Is this open to anyone?

Yep, I should have added "join-in" to the title like the other one.

A large hand reaches down to the cloud and points at a spot on the field.
and...BAMF! (i love that word)
a small cloud of smoke suddenly appears and slowly clears to reveal....

a toaster (dramatic chords play in the background)

It looks around and spies the ball.
Cool!
The toaster then hopps over to the idle ball and stuffs it down one of the slots then proceeds to hop away, it's electrical cord and a stench of burning calvinball tail behind it.

score
toaster - Murphy
others - easter

Bob catches the rampid kitchen appliance and tosses it in a tub of water, killing millions of fish instantly. Bob takes the calvinball and runs.

Score:
Me: oogy
Others: boogy

Jadguy pops out and halts the ball grabber? "Are you in the question zone? If so do you only have to speak in questions?" While bob ponders these things Jad takes the ball?

A ninja appears amidst a cloud of smoke....
Only the smoke is neon yellow...
And the ninja is sputtering....
"God damn smoke bomb.... Now then, to get the ball"
As Jadguy grabs the ball, Shu says "Wait! Before you can touch the ball while it's in the question zone, you must answer a question: What am I going to ask?"
As Jadguy ponders this new development, Shu ninja-grabs the ball and says "Nothing!"

Me: Mindy
Others: Mork

Bob trips Shu and slits his throat, producing yet more sputtering. "Did you like that?" Bob steals the dropped ball and runs into a grassy field covered with tall grain.

SAAM, seeing the rampage that Kofi Anan goes into, imediately grabs his right leg, and yells "the badger has returnethed!" then falls on his side, and some how shimmies around the entire arena several times in only a few seconds. seeing this, kofi Anan imediately has a seizure and dies.

As Jadarendir sees this, his now healed Shlong of Mass destruction becomes a Shlong of Ass destruction! (which means he's turned quite flaming) and proceeds to hump the stump.

the 'Badger causes all of those who are fighting over the Calvinball to be sucked into the 49th parallel. all combatants are now on the US/Canada boarder

Shu magically recovers from his grevious wound and shouts "All people on Canadian soil have to sing the G.R.O.S.S. theme, then find the bonus box."
**Sees that he's on Canada...**
"Ahh, crap."