Investment in the Future
 

In these crazy hectic times, we need order, and someone who can bring it to us. Someone willing to make the necessary sacrifices to make the world a better place. An enforcer of justice to unite this wartorn world under one banner.

That man... is me.

I would like to propose that I be made Supreme Ruler of the Human Race, as I feel it is in the best interest of all those involved, however, the time is not yet ready to usher in an age of peace and oppression, and that's where all of you come in.

The first step in conquering, and therefore uniting, all mankind is to have a base of operations both capable of enforcing the peace and staying on the go.

This is why I am giving all of you the chance to invest in the creation of the Mobile Oppression Palace, my future base of operations. By doing so, you not only help build a better tomorrow, but secure yourselves freedoms not available to the commoners.

Act now to invest in the future. To invest in a better tomorrow.

I've got a spare Mobile Doom Base (tm) that I could donate, other people will have to convert it into whatever you want though.

Anyway, what are your shorterm goals in getting this thing started.

I've ushered the entire U.S. Military lock codes, which is essentially everything. And some Crusader Tanks (tm). And I have procured a small elite army of 500 Commando Ninjas (tm)

The specs for the crusader tanks include:
-Auto-fire A.I.
-Solid titanium shell.
-15,000 watt main cannon, with several mini 5,000 watt mini cannons
-All purpose wheels
-Self cloak
-Lavish interior design (Who says we cannot due this in comfort?)
-Nuklear powered core (To never run out of energy, and to go out with a bang.)
-And several other features I'm to lazy to donate.

The only request is my fair share. I want my own country to rule. I'll anwser to the overlord loyally of course. I'd perfer Great Britian please.

EDIT: Spelling...

Hang on. How are you qualified for this role?

I can be a loyal minion.

But only if I can play my guitar,

So, who wants in on the resistance?

I am qualified because I have no soul, therefore no emotions to get in the way of doing what must be done.

NMR: You can have Great Britain if you want it, I have no interest.

Big Mac: You can play guitar, but I think it would be great to see who else you can get in on the oppressive music.

I am pleased with how this is progressing.

As for short term goals, right now I am focusing on destroying countries economically and politically to the point where they realize how much they need me. Also been working on planning some wars. It might not be obvious, but I've got France and Spain at eachother's throats.

Perhaps but notice how robots, which also don't have a soul, always lose the robot apocalypse, often because of the fact that they lack a soul and emotion as will often be referred to with blunt as rock metaphors.

Everyone knows that evil empires are doomed to fall.

Depends on what we are going to be called. The Resistance is way too cliché. We need something with more oomph.