The Warring States of NPF - Easter Rumble

Action List
1. Silly Kitty - 95 energy
Defend 95

Angry Bunny #1 - 5 energy
Attack Silly Kitty 5

2. Bananarama - 65 energy
Spend 24: Smingus Dingus (Everyone else -4 Attack, +64 Defense)
Spend 5: Peeps! (+5 Attack)
Attack Twiddy 18 (23)
Defend 18

3. Telephasion - 1 energy
Attack Silly Kitty 1 (95, Cursed Blade of Equinox)

Angry Bunny #2 - 5 energy
Attack Telephasion 5

4. Inbred Chocobo - 7 energy
Attack 1 (Cursed Blade of Equinox):
- Silly Kitty (89)
- Bananarama (59)
- Moogle (Negated)
- Cati (24)
- Twiddy (49)
- Breeder Bunny #3 (24)
- (I has a) Bunny #2 (34)
Holy Fire (11 uses, 22 uses left):
- Silly Kitty
- Bananarama
- Moogle
- Cati
- Twiddy
- Breeder Bunny #3
- Breeder Bunny #4
- (I has a) bunny #2
- Angry Bunny #1
- Angry Bunny #2
- Angry Bunny #4

Angry Bunny #3 - 5 energy
Attack Inbred 5 (repelled)

Breeder Bunny #1 - 30 energy
Attack Breeder Bunny #3 30

Breeder Bunny #2 - 30 energy
Attack Cati 30

(I has a) Bunny #1 - 40 energy
Attack Twid's (I has a) Bunny 40

5. Moogle - 63 energy
Burn 10: Use Bunny Costume.
Attack Breeder Bunny #3 30.
Defend 23.

6. Cati - 24 energy
Spend 10: Paint it Black - Silly Kitty
Attack Silly Kitty 14
Holy Fire:
1 candle to Silly Kitty
1 candle to Bananarama
1 candle to Inbred Chocobo
1 candle to Moogle
1 candle to Twiddy

7. Twiddy - 55 energy
Defend 25

Angry Bunny #4 - 5 energy
Attack Twiddy 5

Breeder Bunny #2 - 30 energy
Burn 10: Breed

Breeder Bunny #3 - 30 energy
Burn 10: Breed

(I has a) Bunny #4 - 40 energy
Attack Telephalsion 20
Defend 20

Evidentally confused about the true meaning of Easter, Bananarama ran around spraying everyone with water. They didn't like it. He chomped on a peep and then punched SK. Jerk.

People must have been on Haterade, since a fluffy little bunny rabbit headbutted SK, Cati distracted her with a black egg, whacked her then threw a candle at her while she ran away, and Telephasion took a swing at SK with his cursed sword but accidentally cut himself in half. Those things are sharp. A pair of rabbits nibbled on his corpse.

Cati ran on, chucking candles at Bananarama, Moogle and Twiddy. Lucky for Banarama, he'd sprayed everyone with water and so didn't get hurt? He punched Twiddy too.

Some of the bunnies made babies and then some bunnies killed each other. It was very unpleasant. Moogle dressed up as a bunny and joined in the fun. Inbred had been gonna cut 'im, but couldn't hurt something so cute.

Distracted by the enraged bunny nibbling on his ear, Inbred got smacked in the face with a candle by Cati. It made him angry, so he started chucking candles all over the place and slicing up the joint with his ritzy equinox sword. Not being too careful with where he was cutting, he sliced himself into pieces along with SK and Cati.

People died, but the game went on.

Energy totals
1. Silly Kitty, -31 energy

2. Bananarama, 65 energy

3. Telephasion, -26 energy
- Angry Bunny #2, 10 energy

4. Inbred Chocobo, -67 energy
- Angry Bunny #3, 6 energy
- Breeder Bunny #1, 30 energy
- Breeder Bunny #2, 30 energy
- (I has a) Bunny #1, 40 energy

5. Moogle, 53 energy

6. Cati, -27 energy

7. Twiddy, 5 energy
- Angry Bunny #4, 10 energy
- Breeder Bunny #3, -31 energy
- Breeder Bunny #4, 15 energy
- Breeder Bunny #5, 20 energy
- (I has a) Bunny #4, 25 energy

New deadline for aciton is next Friday.