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Torque 05-05-2008 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen
You will get along very well with me.

There are only two things in life better than watching Transformers G1, and G2.


Watching the new Transformers movie by Michael Bay. And I will go down fighting -tooth, nail, claw, and napalm- anyone on that point.

And watching Transformers G1, or G2.

Because watchING Transformers is always more awesome than the last time you watchED Transformers.

Krylo 05-05-2008 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Torque
There are only two things in life better than watching Transformers G1, and G2.


Watching the new Transformers movie by Michael Bay. And I will go down fighting -tooth, nail, claw, and napalm- anyone on that point.

And watching Transformers G1, or G2.

Because watchING Transformers is always more awesome than the last time you watchED Transformers.


Not watching Transformers, and having your spleen removed in the most painful way imaginable.

Fix'd.


P.S. Transformers was a poorly animated, poorly written, excuse for a cartoon that did nothing to rise above the other dredge of the 80s--including GI Joe, He Man, She Ra, and Thundercats. Other than killing Optimus. Which is still not as awesome as simply having Baroness.

P.P.S. Transformers sucks.

Torque 05-05-2008 07:00 PM

^^^^^
.... I have no words ... I have therefore ordered a tactical nuclear strike on your location..
No, no! Don't try to run. With a minimum TD radius of 10km (6 miles) and a maximum radius of ~40km (24 miles), if the initial blast doesn't erase your existence (and a large portion of your demographic) then the fallout, and subsequent radiation poisoning should.
edit: SHOULD all of that fail, then I will simply lay down and cry like a little school girl who just had their lunch money stolen because you not only dissed Transformers, but I also just wasted my tactical nuclear strike.
Those fuckers are NOT cheap.

Mirai Gen 05-05-2008 08:58 PM

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P.S. Transformers was a poorly animated, poorly written, excuse for a cartoon that did nothing to rise above the other dredge of the 80s--including GI Joe, He Man, She Ra, and Thundercats. Other than killing Optimus. Which is still not as awesome as simply having Baroness.
Aaaaaaaaaand that's what happens when trolls are moderators!

But on a serious note - Transformers wasn't the hottest cartoon ever, but it was a fun cartoon with giant robots that turned into other machines. And you could even buy the toys. It was pretty good for the 80s. I may be a huge Transformers fan but I perfectly acknowledge that it was easily outdone by itself in Beast Wars.

EDIT: To compare - Between having Lion-O swing around his sword once an episode and yell, or have GI Joe stick his fist in the air and yell about being safe, or Megatron kicking Starscream's ass every few episodes, I just go for the latter.

As for He-Man, well, okay that was pretty awesome.

Zakreon 05-05-2008 09:17 PM

There was a giant flaw in the giant robots transforming into vehicles, and its this:
They have people (like, kids) getting into the vehicles, and then they transform into robots. The only thing I would expect is blood oozing out of the joints of the robot, because there is no way a person could survive that. Ever.

batgirl 05-05-2008 10:29 PM

First off, Krylo gets points for mentioning She-Ra and Baroness because they're my two favorite female cartoon characters.

Secondly, the only reason I liked transformers as much as I did was because of Starscream and his bids for power every five minutes.

"Megatron has a hang nail! I will now be the leader of the Decepticons!"

Krylo 05-05-2008 10:30 PM

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There was a giant flaw in the giant robots transforming into vehicles, and its this:
They have people (like, kids) getting into the vehicles, and then they transform into robots. The only thing I would expect is blood oozing out of the joints of the robot, because there is no way a person could survive that. Ever.
Pfft. When I was your age we climbed into moving compactors every day, and we were DAMN happy to do it, too!

Damn pampered kids these days, all whinin' 'bout a little hydraulic pressure. Pah!

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have GI Joe stick his fist in the air and yell about being safe, or Megatron kicking Starscream's ass every few episodes, I just go for the latter.
http://graysmatter.codivation.com/co...starscream.jpg

http://www.comic-images.com/data/media/24/baroness2.jpg

I believe my case speaks for itself.

POS Industries 05-05-2008 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo
I believe my case speaks for itself.

Did you just prove that Mirai's gay?

Mirai Gen 05-06-2008 12:30 AM

...I'm finding your argument a bit strange considering, well,
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P.S. Transformers was a poorly animated, poorly written, excuse for a cartoon that did nothing to rise above the other dredge of the 80s
I mean, really, Baroness can only go so far. GI Joe's writing and animation wasn't much better.

Torque 05-06-2008 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

Someone beat that chick with an ugly stick, holy shit! lol.
But seriously tho, I was like.. fucking 5 years old the first time I can REMEMBER watching Transformers.... Back then girls had cooties(And I'm still not quite convinced they don't). I couldn't have given two shits about She-Ra, and Baroness.
Transformers, and He-Man were, frankly, the greatest 80's cartoons ever.
But I will agree that most of them were poorly animated. But then again, ALL caroons from the 80's were poorly animated. Even the anime from the 80's wasn't spectacular.


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