Telemarketers
 

Please Stop Calling Me.

Thank You.

I think that's as polite as I can put it. I don't want your coupon book, your prize pack, your beauty aids, your phone service, your penis pump, or your miracle knife set. Please go away.

In America, we have this.

I thought that Canada had something similar, but I'm not sure.

As for telemarketing, I think I will shoot myself before I will ever work in the field again. Every day that I worked in that call center, I died a little bit.

In America we have caller ID.

How will caller ID help? Cause it'll be an unrecognisable number so you better answer it incase it someone important! Like the president.

But BHS our president doesn't know how to use the phone.

hahaha!
..... Penis

Also, they've been offering me "Gifts" lately. But only if I pay them for it.
So doesn't that make it like.... Groceries? or something? I pay for groceries.. I don't pay for gifts..

All he has to do is pick up the reciever and it rings automatically.
It's like the Batphone.
Cause if the US President doesn't have a batphone I don't know who does.

I worked at `Palm doing this crap...

People got Palms, i called them offering better palms!

I got fired when a client said to me "But your company service sucks! My palm broke twice and they never fixed it! I had warranty!!"

and i answered "Yeah... they should be ashamed of themselves... but we're trying to be better!"

So i got fired for actually not being able to lie trhough my ass.... fantastic!

Its been about a million years since I got a call from a telemarketer. I think it has something to do with the fact that I eventually get bored and scream random gibberish, or try to pull of telemarketing pranks.