Who would win in an Attacker V.S. Mages Battle.
 

This is somthing i have been wondering. If Fighter, Thief, and Black Belt fought in a 3 on 3 battle with BM, WM, and RM on the other team, who would win?
Note: all characters are fighting at the same time, not tournament style.

The mages would win, hands down, IMHO. But then, it really depends on what level they're at.

Everyone is the level you see them at in the 8-Bit comics.

One word. Hadoken. Also, the insane hammer skills of WM should be fine. And RM could just come up with an ingenius plan, have BM bend the laws of physics which always seem to get in the way, and VOILA! We have a winner.

Fighters, because Thief owns RM and BM, and WM would refuse to beat the 'light warriors' leader.

Can't argue with that logic. I say Fighters.

Draw, RM gets killed early BM uses his hadoken on Thief and Fighter (that never works) so only Thief is gone. BB destroys reality so that he is out. Since no one can hurt Fighter and he won't hurt BM its a draw.

Mages. But it's a tough call.

Thief is difficult, I think, but I think RM could beat him. RM always comes out over thief, it's just Thiefs dazzling wit that saves him. Wit won't save Thief from the sword, so he's discarded fairly easily.

BM could cream BB 1000 times over. BB's just too dumb to get close, even though he's the deadliest of the bunch. Maybe he could kill RM, if WM and BM let him, but I doubt he'd get that far.

Fighter is virtually unkillable. However, if BM does the Spider thing, then Fighter'll be incapacitated too long to survive the whole threesome, ultimately.

Plus, BB probably will hesitate to attack WM. WM can heal, if not use her hammer, so the mages have a lot of chances.

It's really going for the mages, I think.


Unless Thief got in a shot and killed WM, which I think he could. If that happened then, with the Spider gag-

It'd be RM and BM vs. BB and Thief.
I think BM could kill them all in that scenario. (All meaning the diversion/bait/RM as well)

If nobody utilizes the Spider weak point of Fighter, and WM dies right off the bat, I think that the Fighters will win. But that's a scenario that I disregard because it's impractical.


Edit - From the perspective of the FF game, High level mages would lose because of low HPs and that the fighters would still have some magic skill.
Low level mages would succeed because their spells will then do better than the Fighter's non-legendary, non-magical equipment.

You kidding me? The mages would win. Thief would no doubt betray all his allies, steal their stuff, then run off to hide himself, B.B. (Who has no relation to Monk) would end up beating the heck out of himself becase R.M. would adjust his starts to an even lower Int. than he already has. And Fighter... well... he would fight for a while, then something would catch his eye, and he would run off and try to catch it. Something shiney and makes a lot of noise.

I think it would go to the Mages, after all, RM is pretty much equal to Thief in swordplay, but also has the ability to use elemental magics. BM distracts fighter by saying "hey fighter, look, your sword is shiney!" that will take him out for a while. BB, being WM's solomn protector and bitch, will obey her command when she tells him to beat the living piss out of thief, then bonk him on the head with her mallot. BB, having little to no armour will yell "blarg! I am dead!" and get lost along the way to heaven, thus inhabiting a love detector at MOE'S.

RM will then change his class to thief, after Thief dies, steal Fighters armour, thus preparing him for a much needed stabbity death.

Upon their victory, RM says some horrible Mo' Like joke. seeing his ineptness, BM will Stab RM, then tell WM that she has huge bajangas. WM kills BM with her mallot, then just as she is about to leave, she gets crushed by the Armoir of Invincibility.


Thus the Furniture wins!