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Fav BM cheezy pick up line and you may make up your own
I love those cheezy pickup lines
my fav is :bmage: Are you from Venus? :wmage: er... no,why. :bmage: ,cause,baby,Your ass is out of this world heres my own BM:Are you a fish? WM: No. BM: ,Cause toots you sure bit on my line! |
My fav is probably:
BM: "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" another one is "would you like a taste of Vitamine Me?" |
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It's not a BM pick up line, but the best pick-up line I've ever heard was: "I gave up celibacy for lent, so I'm free for 40 days and 40 nights..." (here he proceeded to wink...) And he was surprised when he got slapped.... I think my favorite BM one is "My magical watch says you're not wearing panties... oops! My bad, it must be an hour fast!" (it's from the BM vs WM animation) |
I personally like: Do you believe in Love at first sight? or shall I walk by again?
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Hey baby, you a parkin ticket? 'Cause you got FINE written all over you!
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I like one from the animation.
:bmage: Hey baby, could you help me acertain what kind of wand I've got? :wmage: It must be a wand of fear, because I feel like running away! |
I am the black mage! I cast the spells that make the people fall down!
You don't work for UPS do you? Cause I coulda sworn you were checking out my package! EDIT: one thing I don't get is when he says "What, you don't like pizza?" |
Hmm... going for Quagmire's best?
(walks up to two girls, puts arms around both of them) "I wouldn't want to come between you... or would I? Heh, heh... I'm horrible..." |
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BM: "Do you want sex and pizza?" WM: "No!" BM: "What, you don't like pizza?" It's something like that. |
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