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MasterMage 03-27-2004 09:34 PM

Fav BM cheezy pick up line and you may make up your own
 
I love those cheezy pickup lines
my fav is
:bmage: Are you from Venus?
:wmage: er... no,why.
:bmage: ,cause,baby,Your ass is out of this world
heres my own
BM:Are you a fish?
WM: No.
BM: ,Cause toots you sure bit on my line!

slightly aboveaverage man 03-27-2004 09:42 PM

My fav is probably:

BM: "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

another one is "would you like a taste of Vitamine Me?"

CelesJessa 03-27-2004 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slightly aboveaverage man
BM: "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

The sad thing is, it took me a REALLY long time to finally get that one.... I mean... a really long time...

It's not a BM pick up line, but the best pick-up line I've ever heard was:

"I gave up celibacy for lent, so I'm free for 40 days and 40 nights..." (here he proceeded to wink...) And he was surprised when he got slapped....

I think my favorite BM one is
"My magical watch says you're not wearing panties... oops! My bad, it must be an hour fast!" (it's from the BM vs WM animation)

slightly aboveaverage man 03-27-2004 09:52 PM

I personally like: Do you believe in Love at first sight? or shall I walk by again?

shiney 03-28-2004 01:47 AM

Hey baby, you a parkin ticket? 'Cause you got FINE written all over you!

Klyco 03-28-2004 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelesJessa
The sad thing is, it took me a REALLY long time to finally get that one.... I mean... a really long time...

It's not a BM pick up line, but the best pick-up line I've ever heard was:

"I gave up celibacy for lent, so I'm free for 40 days and 40 nights..." (here he proceeded to wink...) And he was surprised when he got slapped....

I think my favorite BM one is
"My magical watch says you're not wearing panties... oops! My bad, it must be an hour fast!" (it's from the BM vs WM animation)

Those robs look really good on you. But they would look betta on my bedroom floor.

Cyclone231 03-28-2004 09:36 AM

I like one from the animation.
:bmage: Hey baby, could you help me acertain what kind of wand I've got?
:wmage: It must be a wand of fear, because I feel like running away!

AndyBloodredMage 03-28-2004 11:37 AM

I am the black mage! I cast the spells that make the people fall down!
You don't work for UPS do you? Cause I coulda sworn you were checking out my package!

EDIT: one thing I don't get is when he says "What, you don't like pizza?"

MFD 03-28-2004 12:11 PM

Hmm... going for Quagmire's best?

(walks up to two girls, puts arms around both of them) "I wouldn't want to come between you... or would I? Heh, heh... I'm horrible..."

CelesJessa 03-28-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyBloodredMage
EDIT: one thing I don't get is when he says "What, you don't like pizza?"

It was showing the last part of that pick up line (his response to what she said.). The whole pick-up line would go something like

BM: "Do you want sex and pizza?"
WM: "No!"
BM: "What, you don't like pizza?"

It's something like that.


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