What evrone wanted to do in zelda
 

I just went to a cosplay with a skit about ocarina of time. Link was playing his ocarina and navi started saying stuff. It was really annoying so Link grabbed Navi, threw her on the ground, took out his sword and WhaK. Then the entire crowd jumped up cheering like there was no tomorrow. Have any of you ever wanted to do that to a video game charachter.

Navi should have been replaced by tingle. At least Navi was a little helpfull (and link's only traveling companion).

Honestly, I thought Navi was the best fairy in Legend of Zelda series, as a character. What was her name, the one from majora's mask, THAT one was annoying, and her brother too, I hated them both.

A character i wish I could kill, eh? leta me think about it....

Tails. Hated tails. In #3 and #2 he kept shoving me into spikes and the like.

I just wish those damned chickens would die when you slashed them with swords, shot them with arrows, shot them with grappling hooks, threw jars at them, threw rocks at them, hit them with hammers, froze them, lit them on fire, threw them, and bombed them.

I always wondered why those invincible chickens weren't given a sword and sent out to do the damn mission themselves. Or why Link couldn't use them as his sheild instead of anything else! Who needs a shield that can reflect lasers when you can use one that absorbs every hit and calls in a flock of its brethren to attack the attackers?!

Screw Hyrule. I would've just bought out Lon Lon Ranch with my massive cache of rupees and raised a whole army of them. Those eggs wouls support me for the rest of my life, and I would always have ample protection from the armies of darkness.

Anyone who hates Navi can shutthehellup. Navi kicked ass. It killed me that she was gone at the beggining of Majora's Mask.

I always wanted to somehow break into Hyrule castle and just walk around inside. I also would've liked to get into the Gerudo's fortress as kid link.

You can with a levitation code from a gameshark.

How's about speed Epona up a bit with some NO2? Could you imagine a bright blue streak coming out of your horse?

Remember that monkey from Link to the Past that let you into the first dungeon? Yeah, I wish I could kill that thing.

Oh yeah, that darn monkey who takes 110 rupees from you. I'd rather find those yellow guards from the beginning and show them who's boss. Those yellow guards, they think they're so cool...