Calvinball 3: Anyone join in!
 

Okay, with the success of the last two, I figured a third wouldn't hurt...too much.

As always, we're assuming none of the previous post's events ever took place. It's a brand new game. We're all back in a blank field with the calvinball in the middle.

MasterMage comes in and turns the ball into a monkey.

*ball turns into a monkey*

Spirit Falls from the sky and makes a rough landing. "Ouch." "UNDO!" and the calvin ball is turned back into normal as Spirit takes te ball and says "New Rule No Numerics over 10 digits! oh and I make my Base stat 9,999,999,999 and give out the first points!

Me: Muhammad Ali
Others: Joe Frazier

Bob sees this and performs an "All Your Base" attack, attacking Spirit's base with his 9,999,999,999.99999999999999999999999999999...stat bonus, crippling his WIS. He is now reduced to a blubbering fetus with no more WIS than a primordial paramesium. WIS = -8 trillion

Bob snatches the ball and casts Protect on it to turn it into solid glass.

SAAM enters the field, seeing the glass ball, he let out a fart that had a note so high, only dogs could here it. (but everyone could smell it!) this high note shatters the CalvinBall, forcing it to regenerate in its original position.

Bob, immediately sensing the massive flatulence, lit a match. All that was seen after that was a blinding yellow-red flash.

Then in a flash of light from the match it ignites his special Phoenix Stat TM Thus doubling the strength of his peak Status making him twice as powerful sa he was at his max "Nice try Bob but your dealing with the stat master. Oh and just as a future precation I make my stats now offically unalterable by anyone but me. BOOYA!" as he snatches up the calvin ball and uses it for The dreaded Hunger of a thousand Ghandi ray which makes Bob So hungry he starts eating the ground he stands on " now after gaining some points lets see here weres a good place to chuck the ball how about... England?" as he tosses towards the land of big ben the queen and fish and chips...

Bob instantly became hungry...that hunger of which has never been felt before. He began eating everything in his path, even SAAM lost a leg to his famish...ment. He then got an idea. In an instant, he called forth his army of donkeys and summoned them to him. There, with leftover violation still wafting in the air, he lit another match. Instant donkey dinners fell from the sky, however a bit singed, in front of him. He ate all of them, but was still hungry.

Spirit looks at bob and screams out " oh my god! What have I done?!" as he looke at bob. "umm Un Hunger?" spirit says thusdisabling bobs massive hunger on the final donkey. Then spirit saw how pissed bob was and ran. He ran like a Flock of Seagulls.( THE BAND)

Bob slowly got up and looked around. A look of fierce anger on his face. He was looking around for something, anything to kill. His eyes came across SAAM. He slowly loaded his shotgun and lifted it to his eye.