"Granted"

OOC: little too late, MM... Spirit's dead. And so are you. Scorpions, spiders, and puffins are now laying eggs in your rotting corpse that is laying at the bottom of the hole that USED to be Spirit.

Anyway, I take a break from eating cheetos to become sober (that was easy!) and then use my staff to summon an invincible army of Minirendirs (over 200,000 strong) and, by accident, a smaller invincible army (10,000 strong) of MiniSAAMs. Lucky we're allies, huh?

Me: Black Mage x 200,000
SAAM: Red Mage x 10,000
Others: God x 0

"Umm,dude I have a clone and plus why are going after me. I turned you into a cokroach becuse you woke me from my nap. If your going to be this way im going to have to break your staff. Oh, also that portal to hell alot of things crawled out of it."

*MM broke Jads staff and then shreded it into tiny peices of wood. Then MM cast infanate auto-life on him self. Then right behind jad was the lord of chaos.Then the lord of chaos pulled him in the portal with himself.Then the portal closed.*

"Oh,SAMM just to tell you theres a mountian of cheetos right behind you."

Jad: Disqalified for being in hell
Me:won the game

"Oh,and Jad stop trying to kill me its geting annoying."

BOOYA! by the way, I was referring to the Spirit that went through the portal and is in another plane of existance right now Jad. so technically MM was right and Spirit is being horribly gang stabbed right now, no matter where he is now.


SAAM saw the closed portal and summoned the Resurrected Kool Aid man.

"there's a thirsty Chaos on the other side of that portal." SAAM said.

and with that, the Kool Aid man smashed through the portal, allowing SAAM to travel through and join Jadarendir and Chaos in their game of Poker, bringing cheetos along and using the Kool Aid man's juicy innards as refreshment.

please note that I still have the Calvinball, and as such, MM couldn't have won the game.

"IAS had come out of the portal from hell an hour ago and was inviz so no one could see him but now he is not inviz anymore so evryone can see how hell has changed him. He's realy tall and has a special hella cool knife that
makes him Invincible and can grant wishes"
"IAS shouts hey everyone im back from hell hows it been? i got this cool knify thingy that can do anything even bring back uber magik staffs that were broken. anyone want an alience???"

OOC: My friend, I can't wait to prove you wrong.

#1: You CAN-NOT break the staff. It's Godly. Unbreakable. Invincible. Therefore making me, its possessor, invincible with it.

#2: The staff is NOT made of wood; it is non-material.

#3: I killed you twice, as a joke. You can come back anytime you want. Don't take it personally

I hereby declare myself BACK in the game.

ooc. Bob Do yourself a favor Kill the thread. Jady whats his face.
#1 If it has Godslaying on it it kills Godly weapons as well.
#2 Find a girl. Fast.
#3 its a little hard to deal out death when your not the GM.
#4 you cannot declare anyone either in or out of a game. even a god moding o
SAAM Try Cheese poofs.

OOC:
#1: Godslaying? WTF are you goin on about??
#2: I HAVE a girl. Bitch.
#3: A GM can PERMENANTLY kill someone. I, however, kill them and then let them come back in and deal out whatever punishment they deem neccesary, and find a way to counter it.
#4: I was simply declaring that MM cannot declare ME out of the game. With that said, you are officially whipped.

SAAM tries cheese poofs, dislikes their taste and shoves them up Spirits ass. this causes Spirit to soil himself, covering his pants (/robes?) with brown and orange.

SAAM also hands a CHEETO!!!!!, to IAS.

"a cheeto is all the alliance I need buddy, join the cheesy side."

Ooc: nothing personal Spirit, just having a little fun.
also, its true, he does have a girlfriend.

1) Weapons that kill God's, usually meaning they kill immortal things. You just said the staff is Godly, making a god slaying weapon able to destroy it.
2) Talking about personal life things in a forum is the dumbest thing you can do, seeing as the only proof you have is the other persons words. And people are so trusting...
3) This is a joke/god modding thread. There is no GM. If there is, s/he is a dumbass for encounraging god modding then going "Nuh uh!".
4) Who cares what other people say? Just jump back in. Joke/god mod thread, no one cares.