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Smash Daisaku 03-29-2004 09:47 PM

A lone figure falls from the sky and lands roughly on his butt. He wears nothing but a yukata, sandals, and a tai chi blade. Electricity crackles at his fingertips.

Jadarendir 03-29-2004 09:48 PM

I shall immediately begin contemplating an appropriate punishment for MM...

Bob The Mercenary 03-29-2004 09:49 PM

The Bobs walked over and looked down...way down. There was a giant hole, the deepness of which had never been seen before. It seemed that all that was left of Spirit was...nothing. Just a really deep hole, and several scattered pubic hairs.

Smash Daisaku 03-29-2004 09:49 PM

Smash watches the activity on the field with interest.

Pubic hairs? Interesting twist. No, don't think of that kind of twist. Oww.....

Bob The Mercenary 03-29-2004 09:52 PM

The Bobs turned their gaze towards the newcomer. At first they looked inquisitive, then their faces quickly went sour. In a lightning flash they had their shotguns drawn and fired unwaveringly at Smash, suspecting it is a new enemy.

slightly aboveaverage man 03-29-2004 09:53 PM

SAAM leaps Goku style and lands beside Smash.

"Cheeto?" he offers him the bag.

Btw: Jadarendir, you wish you got some every week, just like I get some from you mama! oh!

(insert Jadarendir Japanese mafia quote here)

slightly aboveaverage man 03-29-2004 09:54 PM

(Insert after Jadarendirs comment:)

I been served. g2g.

Jadarendir 03-29-2004 09:54 PM

I've GOT it!

MM, cowering and afraid that his "permenant" spell had been reversed, suddenly rises in the air. Controlling him with my staff, I throw him against the ground several dozen times, creating a large dent. My original intent was to drill a hole to hell with MM's body, but I don't have that kind of patience. So I simply toss him into the giant hole that was spirit, and summon two of every dangerous organism on the planet, so the ones who lay eggs can lay them in his rotting corpse.

With that being done, I leave the field to get some sleep.

:bbelt: Out.

Smash Daisaku 03-29-2004 09:56 PM

Smash efficiently takes a Cheeto and chomps on it while simultaneously doing his own style of the Matrix dodge, witch includes backflips and handstands. (And for just $30 more, you can have the cheerleader outfit too!)

OOC:sorry, computer is slow

Jadarendir 03-29-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slightly aboveaverage man
(Insert after Jadarendirs comment:)

I been served. g2g.

fine, I'll say it AGAIN... *sigh*

While you were busy trying to get laid by old ladies, I was carving your mother's eye sockets out with a rusty razor blade and selling her blind ass to the japanese mafia, where they shoved flesh eating ants into her ass and videotaped it for internet broadcasting. I also carved my initials into her ears while she was having oral sex with the family dog.

there. NOW i sleep.


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