With the other two vanishing from the field, smash looks up.

"Looks like it's just you and me, boy."

and with that Smash reaches behind his back cartoonish-style, and pulls out a lightsaber staff. Igniting both ends, he prepares for his worst.

The two Bobs seperated and whipped out their own lightsabers. The brightness of which had never been seen before. They got into fighting stances and prepared to duel.

OOC: My bad! got caught up in my other thread....I post now!

IC: Smash whirled his lightsaber to the back, and shoved his hand into the ground. A bright light erupted from where he was, and when the light dimmed down a little, the mighty morphin strap-on zord was standing in the middle of the clearing!!

Smash put a hand to his mouth "MIGHTY ZORD!! DO MY BIDDING!!!! GIVE ME PORRrrr....Oops, wrong command. SCREW THEM!!!"

The huge metallic strap-on lumbered forward, ready for a good whacking.

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Smash yelled, and dissappeared from the field, Leaving the mighty strap-on Zord to wander in confusion.

OOC:gtg.......dangit

The two Bobs contemplated their situation. Then, they decided to do something drastic. Both Bobs broke their lightsabers in little pieces and gave them out as neon rave lights as they broke out their guitars once again and began to wail as hard as they could. The giant zord started bobbing its head, then its hip, and pretty soon its entire body was moving to the beat. The massive dancing caused an earthquake and the zord tripped and fell backward into the pit.

Giant robots, lightsabers, penises, and immaterial staffs. These were weapons used to eliminate the competition. But one thing was forgotten - the most important thing.

Rayinne walked in with the Calvinball. He then whipped it at the MASS. This scored Crotch Shot points, which everyone knows are very valuable. For holding the Calvinball the whole time, he also gains loads of I got the frigging Calvinball points.

Totals
Rayinne - Ninja
Bob - Samurai
Everyone else - Farmer

aaaaaaaaaand I'm back!

I'm afraid the MASS, with its owner (me) was out of play, therefore making your stupid and pointless attempt at winning the game... stupid... and.... pointless.... ....yea...

Anyway, I take out the +99/+99 Staff of Ultimate Godness and get medieval on yer ass!!! I cast 10 Hadokens simultaniously and they all go straight for everyone on the field.

Osterbaum suddenly appears from nowhere and grabs the calvinball. Osterbaum takes a sword which shoots lightning balls. Osterbaum shoot every one who tries to get near him. "You must get the sword from me before you can have the ball!" Osterbaum can have all the pints he wants!

Bob #1 stole a few pints and gave one to Bob #2. They both drank deep and their eyes became bloodshot. They then sat on the ground and played mellow tunes, while still sipping on their brews.

"yo, Bobs, can we have a hit?" Jadarendirs #1 and #2 ask.

SAAM gets hit by the Hadokens and the lightning bolts. he then looks around and says,
"didn't hurt."