Jadarendir uses the staff to create some cheesy lens flares and kewl special effects, just to make everything look awesome, when it actually made it look more like "Dance Dance Revolution".

The Bobs look at each other questionably, then said in unison, "Sure", and offer the res tof their stash to the Jadarendirs.

They then started playing a sweet disco tune on their guitars as the scene around them went nuts.

SAAM desides to get back on topic while speling horibly.

SAAM steals the calvinball with a *YOINK*, the YOINK of which had never been seen before!

(thanx to bob for the catch phrase)

(no prob :D )

The Bobs looked up from their little siesta and saw SAAM running with the calvinball. Bob #1 stood and aimed with his shotgun at the moving figure. Still drunk, he stumbled and shot, missing completely and hitting a donkey. Seeing he missed, he sat back down and resumed drinking.

Both Jadarendirs were also drunk by now, so the first used his staff to create a super-powerful being to completely DESTROY the possessor of the calvinball!

But he messed up the spell, so he got fighter instead. :fighter:

"Go... get'im... and bring the ball b'ck... (hic) here."

"Yar!" Fighter sprang into action!

what Fighter didn't know was that SAAM was the ultimate and supreme master of the "Yar! Spear," shoving the calvinball into a pocket demension found in his SAAW, he leaped at Fighter, spearing him in mid air with a loud "YAR!.

And then fighter hacked him to pieces in midair.

Then he brought the Calvinball back to Jadarendir. :D

Me: Root Beer
Others: Muddy water

what fighter didn't know was that was only the SAAM clone, the real SAAM had the Calvinball and was already beside Jadarendir, sharing cheetos.

Me: Arachnadude
others: the Sulk

The drunken Jadarendir took the cheetos, while his sober clone stole the calvinball right out of SAAM's pocket!

however, the pocked was a pocked Dimension, so the sobre Jadarendir was sucked into the pocket, along with the Calvinball, a computer hard drive, and a chapter of the Shriners.

anyway, he was sharing cheetos, and didn't care much about the Calvinball.