"Oh great," Cupid said. "Another vigilante who thinks he's a holiday hero. Joo just can't just, how you say, decide to be a holiday hero. Now excuse' moi. I have work to do by bringing joy to morose mother f*****s."

Pedro beamed at Cupid's rifle. He picked it up as he was talking and examined its sides. He tested out the feel by bringing it to his eye and sweeping with the scope. As he was moving, his finger absentmindedly fell upon the trigger...just as the scope fell upon Liberty Belle.

Cupid pulled out his desert eagle and shot bob in the foot. He then took his rifle back.

"Don't touch another man's tools." He put the rifle back in his quiver. Bob then saw a police mare and fell into "ze Love."

ooc: Just so you know I'm in a REALLY PISSY mood. So don't make me angry, or else I'll be forced to hit you with my squirrely wrath.

"You could lighten up a bit yourself," the Fool said. "I kinda got stuck with this job. It's fine with me though. Your mission and mine are much the same, the difference is, you bring love, I bring laughter. And humiliation, but hey, it's all in fun."

Win Equi appears from the darkness and walks up to the odd looking group. "Excuse me, but have any of you seen any extremely evil events around here? I mean I sensed the conception of evil in the area." *He looks over at the IRS building*. "Wait, never mind the question." *Looks at cupid, although it really isn't noticeable because of the huge straw hat*. "What have you done? You have unleashed the pits of hell upon this world. Now the children born from those unholy unions shall become law accountants. They shall hit us with the Sue Audit, a technique so dreaded even I fear its repercussions on the space time continuum." *Win Equi becomes distracted from the glaring sun, even though his hat blocks out all light*. "Damn sun, be gone!" *with a flick of his hand the sun sets and the moon rises* "Now that's better."

"Blah blah like I care of the fruits of my labor."

Santa grumbled something about the irresponsible lot of younguns he had to put up with, and ate some more marshmallow goo.

"Fine, then I'll just rectify the problem." *He takes out an eye of newt and begins to chant. After finishing it he holds the eye in the direction of the IRS building*. Now explode you den of woe! *The Sun rises* Damn spells, I can never get them right. Damn you sun, now go away. *He flicks his hand and the sun sets, again.* You would think that would mess around with the gravitational fields of the planets or something, but for some reason it doesn't.

"But umm cupid wasn't Valentines Day invented by whats the name of that umm card umm never mind I will just drive around in my car for a while..." AD2004 still feeling he wasn't a full member of the group wet considering that he wasn't anywhere good as AD2003 or the Spirit of The Millenium. He tried but no one seemed to notice him in the group. "Man this is rough. All I get is one year..." as he walked over to the other Enzo that he scammed of the insurance people...

"I think that you my sad friend are in need of, how you say, lightening up." Cupid produced an uzi from his quiver and cleanly chambered a round. "I will fill your hollow heart with the lead of Love."