Liberty Belle hadn't noticed that she had almost been shot, but she did finally notice Cupid, so she stalked up to him, holding onto her lit sparkler-weapon.

"THERE you are!" She exclaimed, "You have some explaining to do for what you did before the fight with the peep there." She demanded, needing this wrong to be righted.

Pedro returned after the horse outran him and saw Liberty. He instantly began to drool and crept up to her.

The cupid scratched his head with his uzi. "What are you babling about women? I am ze god of ze Love. I am Eros. I am ze Cupid. You try and worry me with this triffling matter." He began to strafe the crowd nearby with a hail of lead kisses. "Behold my power." The hit crowd rapidly turned into a love fest. The likes of which would put most free love communes to shame.

Pedro, amid the orgy, approached Liberty and began to grab at her. "Why don't we participate, shnookems?" He said as he puckered up in her face.

Liberty Belle gave Pedro a look that said, "If you make that request again, you're going to have a sparkler in a most uncomfortable place."

She pushed him back, "No thank you. You are free to go in the pursuit of happiness, but keep your "pursuit" elsewhere." She said, gripping her sparkler.

Brenda was looking at the mess of bodies and...interesting positions that had begun to litter the street when she saw a familiar face in the crowd. "Ma! Get ova here before you get molested." She then walked up to Cupid and put a Ninja Star of David to his neck. "Shoot her and you'll be up the queens tunnel without a cop."

Pedro, not noticing the shovel he had been carrying had dropped in the street, stepped on the scoop end and the handle smashed him in the face, knocking him unconscious in the street.

??? snuck up behind Cupid, then expanded over him and covered him in shadows, then began to flood his mind with the most horrific images his mind can comprehend.

Edit - Took me a while, but I just noticed batgirls post... Lets just say ??? went between them first.

OOC: If he's the one from ES, those'd be of his family as is....
"Now see here! That sort of rampant...... fun is just plain wrong!"
**Places a sphere that is slightly larger then the diameter of the gun's barrel into the barrel...**
"Shoot the gun now, and it would explode most amusingly, as anyone who's seen Acme corporation in action can tell you!"

"??? I took a vacation in Tarterus before, joo got nozing on my uncle Hades." The Cupid flashed a gang sign and hoped in his Hovercraft. "Later mon ami." The hover craft moved up and down like it had hydralics and began playing 'What's your Fantasy' loudly. The Hovercraft moved down the street, with cupid periodically hitting pedestrians with drive bys of amour.

" Man when one of the older guys try to do something nice for me it doesn't work out... Eh I guess I could try to find out more about those peeps" as he meloncholicly drove away....

"He's just coping with the stress of having his greatest fears realized by taking it out on others."

"Meh. The love fest is a nice idea. But try this on for size." He pulled a cammera out and began systematically taking pictures of each person in the group. "once they recover from cupid's phantasma-orgy, these pictures will be worth a great deal." <and no one will guess that the camera has no film, but I can still use the non-existant photos for blackmail. I'm brilliant!>

Pedro woke up and slowly stood with his shovel. "What the heck?" A second wave of horndog-induced amnesia hit him. He looked around and was surprised to see a camera in his face. "Waaaaagh!" He reflexively swung the shovel at the "peep"ing Tom's camera and it fell to the ground, shattered.

"My camera! You'll pay for that." the Fool reached into his bag and pulled out a very large gun, which (given his supernatural reflexes) was quickly aimed at Pedro. The Fool pulled the trigger. Out of the barrel, a flag unrolled. It said, "Bang."

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