And, like CAD, he's all talk. Coincidence?

I think not!

Indubitably.

So Fifth's agenda of CAD bashing = CAD viral marketing?!

Well, CAD is sort of like an STD. Y'know, except without the fun sex part first.

Mostly it's like sitting in the waiting room at the VD clinic. You know, that kind of viral marketing.

Sounds about right. Control-Alt-Delete: the literary equivalent of burning urination and running pustules.

...Don't mind me, I'm just getting in a word or two before this is closed. (If this is closed. Jeez.)

I say we go to page 9 before fifth comes back.

Real men use fifty post pages.

Then what do you use?

ZING!

Anal beads.