Razor wire dildos.

And plungers.

Dipped in nitric acid.

We're prolly gonna get banned for this, but...

Covered in shards of glass.

And venomous spiders.

I am seriously getting the urge to go register a website based around this concept.

I always forget if saying TV around here is a bannable offense or not, but yeah, you're pretty much describing TV.

EDIT: That's right, it gets word replaced. Is Wii still like that?
EDIT 2: Guys, it totally isn't!

Guys. Guys. I've got it, great idea.

Harry Potter lightning bolt toys!

For sex? 'Cos I ain't about to bother if there isn't any sex involved.

Yes, duh! People love harry potter. Girls like vibrators. Win win!

Point: Harry Potter is considered among many to be a children's sort of thing. Most people don't like to associate sex with children's things, as they are not pedophiles.

Counterpoint: Hello Kitty vibrator.

That's Japan. We all know by now that Japan is fucking weird.

It sells here, therefore it works. And more people like HP than HK!

...The sad thing is, you may be right. But you'll still get bitching from people who think Harry Potter is Satanism for Kids.

I would think they'd complain more about the dildo thing than the harry potter thing.

Now, see, I think it'd be both: "My God, now those books are teaching kids to have orgies!"

...Incidentally, this whole tangent might just have taken the thread a bit off topic.

Thank god I didn't actually close the thread, where would we have found that critical three more pages of bitching about CAD?!

PS YOU'RE ALL BANNED CUZ IT'S MY TIME OF THE MONTH

THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKERS THE BANS ARE ALL REAL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT HA HA HA HA HA

I WAS GONNA UNBAN EVERYONE AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS BUT INSTEAD I DECIDED TO SHORT OUT MY COMPUTER'S MOTHERBOARD.

A LONG STORY WHICH I SHALL BE TELLING TO NOBODY, EVER.

EVERYBODY BACK IN THE POOL!