Dragon Ball Movie Cast Revealed!
 

This is going to suck so hard it's going to be awesome.

...Only Fox.

...There's... There is NO WAY this is real.

I mean... DAMN! My brain can't even grasp the idea that somebody could pick a cast THIS mismatched with the original concept.

Isn't Goku, like, ten? I mean, they are using the kid Goku pictures, not the adult ones. Same goes for Chi-Chi.

And why is Roshi's hair on the top of his head? The man is bald on top with a beard thicker than molasses, not the other way around!

*Minds implodes*

And Steve Buscemi is going to be Piccolo.

They haven't released any pictures of Spike as Piccolo yet? For shame.

Is it wrong to want hair like that?

You know, I thought I couldn't be surprised by this anymore...

...but how in the blue-blazes did they rope Chow-Yun Fat into this?

If you're talking about this --

http://i28.tinypic.com/vxkrie.png

-- then yes.

Excuse me while I go cry in the corner now.

The worst part of this? Dosent matter how much it will suck... we all will be there on theaters to watch this go down...

You know, I thought that kid who's playing Goku was Daniel Radcliffe when I first saw the picture. It's like Harry Potter without glasses and even messier hair. And a ball.

He's been asking for it ever since Bulletproof Monk. But if you're going to go down, you might as well do it in style. With a turtle shell on your back.