Viva The Revolution!
 

I've done it. I broke down and bought a Wii. None of this "Oh, they're not in stock" crap. I just walked in, looked at the Wii, and said "I want that - ring it up." Okay, so I actually set off the metal detectors coming in... for some reason. Then I walked into the electronics department, and snagged the last one. Then I went and saw Iron Man. Long story short, I have a Wii. Soon, I'll have Brawl.

But first... um... I don't know how to get a hold of a "Friend Code." (>>) Help?

First, this.

To get your Wii's Friend Code you have to select the button on the bottom-right corner of the screen. There should be an option available there that gives you a list in which you can store others' friend codes. The one at the top is yours. Memorise it. Individual games have different friend codes. Fortunately, if you have Mario Kart Wii the game will automatically add whomever is in your Wii's Friend list to the Mario Kart Wii Friend List.

Important stuff:

• Get Super Mario Galaxy as soon as possible. Don't hesitate, don't ask questions, don't listen to Krylo, just do it.

After that you're pretty much done. Enjoy your waggle and see you next time, space cowboy. Don't ever use Spanglish again or I'll cut you.

If you like rail shooters then get Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and House of the Dead 2 & 3. Also, get Resident Evil 4 if you don't have it on another system.

Also, Legend of Zelda and Fire Emblem. And Dragon Quest Swords. And Metroid Prime Corruption. And buy at least 2 Wii Points cards to get some classics.

Yeah. Listen to him. If you hate being happy.

OR you could go buy No More Heroes right the fuck now.

No More Heroes is not for everyone. You either love it or hate (I love it). Rent it first, get to the third boss, and then buy it if you are still having fun with it.

Where as Super Mario Galaxy is raw joy for everybody unless you're a freak.

Or if you dont like Mario.

See if you can find The Godfather... it should cost like, 10 bucks by now... totally worth it!

I can NOT be the only person to ever have liked that game, c'mon!

Like I said, a freak.

Buy Bully for the Wii if you don't have a 360 or didn't play it on PS2.

His version is more specific. Only a small minority of freaks dislike Mario.