NPF Rhyming slang!
 

Because every good internet foruming community should have its own rhyming slang.

List here! Go a'rhyme you some rhyming, you caster of Johns!

Have yourself a muck do, you old rag of nuts.

What the hell does that have to do with NPF? :p

Hot Pos! this is going Fenris in a mesden fire soon...!

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I'm either not smart enough to think of one EVER, or I'm just not smart enough NOW because it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and I have an important thing in the morning?

There, fixed.

EDIT: Would it be too much vanity if I just thought up one for myself?
EDITED: Bleh, can't get it out on paper. Ne'er mind, me chinas!

Ooh! Do me! Do me!

I recomend you do yourself in. Do us all a favor.

Stabbing should really mean hugging. And that's a real crappy one. I suck at these things. Hell, I suck at most 'things'.

We must be pretty good for you to have kept coming back after we kicked you out all those times. ;)

I made one, but I think I overstepped the rules by including two definitions. I don't mean to be a Johnin Smash Brothers, but my part of the caster had to be different.