So, is this our new thing?
 

Speakin' easy, I mean.

Cause I'm awful at 1960s Brooklyn accents.

Why not general vintage accents? We can have a "Speak accents day" for all that i care

No, our thing is trafficing and consuming illegal alcoholic beverages.

Absinthe, anyone?

I want to speek in thee frahnch accent.

Oy! Weer speakin' t'e Oirish accent 'round 'ere. Eh?

...I refuse to believe an Irish accent is that hard to transcribe.

Someone should try pikey...

Admittedly there were some extraneous apostrophes and its a little exaggerated.

Wait, shouldn't the Lackadaisy be the Books and Comics section, or was Fifth drunk on moonshine?

I would put in my southern California accent but it really just consists of changing out most adverbs for the term "hella".

And no, Nikose, I am not a Goddamn surfer.