No, TDK.
You're that kid in the corner that looks up to the real bastards and you try so hard, but you just fall short of that status.

To the point where you got banned several times.

You think I look up to you fuckers? That's adorable.

Also you have no idea the degree to which that is not why I got banned.

My point is, I am a cocky bastard by definition. I'm an arrogant narcissist and I jokingly (or not so jokingly =D) mock people. Cocky, bastard. Quid pro quo, bitch.

Not that that is like some amazingly awesome trait or something. But credit where it is due.

Well... Melfy IS the best at what he does. :cool:

I know why you got banned in the past.
But that's what it is. The past.

Also, my forum personality?
It's not really my real life personality.

I'm much less outspoken in real life.

So you're less of a prick in real life? :p

Not really.
Just less outspoken.

Banned for not being good enough at being a dick?

What an amazing forum!

Guys - cool it.

yeah, but they're mods/admins... they don't count.
They're allowed to be cocky bastards cuz, well, the'yre mods/admins. There's pretty much fuck all we can do about it.

This is the "We're cocky bastards, and are totally going to get banned for it at some point" club.

edit: wow, I got ninja'd like 8 times there.... I think this thread is going into the hole, and pistol whipped by the guards now ...

Real Life:

Amalgam. This is why I have everything from Classical to Classic rock to RnB/HH, to German Metal, to Norweigian Metal, to Industrial, to Pop to Punk (The Business kind, not the goddamn avril lavigne kind goddamn stop that I hate you). It's why I have everything from shredded bondage pants to suits, to polos, to blue jeans and tee shirts. I can look like a Matrix extra or an Ambercrombie Zombie if it suits me.

Which it does, as my social network extends into essentially every major culture around here you can find. I have eyes, ears, and tiny ninja assassins everywhere, and enough dirt on my town to bury it. I incorporate parts of everyone that are useful, can pass as them if necessary, but largely just add it to my vast repetoire of me and keep it locked away as a silver bullet to use at a time needed. I am everything. We are everything. WE ARE LEGION.

Alternate Real Life:

Lousy Drunken Bum.


Forum:

Lurkerish Amalgam. Less interactive than with my real life, but still just as present. A bit quieter here, more inclined to post decisively then scatter like so many ninjas until such a time when I might post again. However, many of my real life traits leak through - my overwritten dialogue, my over-thought conclusions, and my inner penchant for avoiding most fights...yet I'm right up there in terms of loving things what go boom, setting all which I dislike ablaze (Hint: this is most things, and happens occasionally in real life), and generally carving a swath of destruction in front of me and leaving a trail of fear behind me. (Once again, this real life as well. Name one other person that could threaten a drugdealer and not only have him back down, but for him to basically lead you into a whole new social circle to exploit and manipulate. Remember kids: fear in your enemies comes from leather dusters, a rusty railroad spike in your belt, a switchblade in your pocket and a complete lack of the concept of consequences in terms of personal health.)

If you kinda lumped Fifthfiend, DFM, TDK, Demetrius and Seil all into one person, you'd probably get Mobeus, which is pretty much the exact same thing as Seth.



Alternate Forum:

Lousy Drunken Bum.


Nah, I don't change on log-in.