#999: "Is...is that a fact?"
 

Best disguise or greatest disguise? You make the call.

Wow Warmech may be even more naive than Fighter

Definitely great, for one has to wonder where the mustache came from, and if there are chunks of face from where he tore it off.

I do find this humaerous as well

Okay, a few things here.

First off, nobody wants to read a post entirely consisting of bold and italicized words. The credit I can give you is that you at least kept the font size standard.

Second off, cut out the third person crap now. And by now, I mean yesterday.

Third off, you're missing an "i" in "brilliant". Important? No. Just ironic.

Black Mage totally has one kill.

Let's not forget Astos. And the Cultists. And Lich.

I spot a new BM face! Theres so many, they should be emoticons!

Dang, I was going to post the Astos kill.

I have listed all the following in order of how they happened straight from memory. Because it is all directly from my memory, I may have missed some or misplaced some.

Black Mage has killed:

A giant
Old men
Town guards
An innocent man with a ladder
An innocent family (whom recently adopted)
Astos
Countless dwarves
A cow, assuming the impaling didn't already finish it off
Countless legions of hell
Lich
An orc zombie
Innocent person
Innocent old man (mustached)
Thief, Red Mage, and Fighterx2.
Innocent shopkeeper
More town guards
His brother's eyes
His now blind brother
Countless dwarves (again)
An ordeal of avarice
An ordeal of innermost evil
An ugly green monster
Anybody in the new community center
Potential survivors
A rage sea turtle
An insane pervert cultist
An army of insane pervert cultists
An entire city of people (indirectly)
An entire city (again)
More town guards
More town guards
Municipal guards
Innocent people
The survivors of the city he destroyed