Calvinball: Chapter 4 (Join in!)
 

Okay, that last ending was the greatest ending ever! It had the essence of End of Evangelion, a kickass soundtrack, and special effects that would make grown men cry. I wish it weren't the last post, it really went nowhere (as usual :D ). But, after my clone died I really wanted to kneal over his dead body and go "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and go super-saiyan.

Everything starts out as normal once again, but this time I still have my upgraded guitar handed to me by the Spirit of...everything it seems.

Even though everything has started over, Jadarendir still has the staff, schlong, and army. And before anyone can attempt to destroy them, let me make this clear: they cannot be destroyed. OK? thank you.

With that said (I'm getting tired of saying that) I take the Calvinball and run like crazy hell, leaving a trail of fire behind me.

SAAM sees Jadarendir's flaming ass, and summons an echo (the car) to run down Jadarendir, while everyone else bangs on things nearby as the echo drives by. He then steals the Calvinball and forces all Fords to explode...

oh wait, they do that already, oh well.

Angered by the theft of the Calvinball, Jadarendir creates a controlled flame and sends the flaming pieces of metal from the Fords to SAAM, cutting his hands away from the Calvinball and sending it back into Jada's hands. Then he recalls the flaming shards of steel. Summoning a Saab (swedish piece 'o shit) and setting it on fire, one of the Minirendirs drives the car right at SAAM.

Bob saw that all the Fords in the world were destroyed...and it was good. He summoned to himself a motorcycle, one that's badassedness had never been witnessed before. It was equipped with two machine guns, two rocket launchers, high beams (gotta have the high beams), and was able to fly with rectractable wings, NO2, and solid fuel rocket booster.

He then hit the gas and sped off at 300 mph towards Jadarendir, tracking him using the trail of fire.

SAAM is confused by the gross ignorance of physics in the last post, and responds by summoning a SAAB (Slightly Above Average Beetle) the SAAB crashes into the saab, and yet survives while protecting SAAM.

Now that a buggy is on the arena, all new players must Open with a "punch Buggie," on Jadarendir. (make up your own colour.)

Jada decides to summon a glider similar to the one that the Green Goblin uses. He takes off high in the sky, and disappears.

The army of Minirendirs has little motorcycles with large assortments of weapons for each of them.

SAAM uses his new AntiMath skills to place negative exponents on all the Minirendirs, canceling them out and rending their value to zero.

He then Summons Arachnadude, who then picks up SAAM and swings off in the direction of the Green Jadarendir. (pansy elf that he is.)

Jada, however, got a lower grade in math than SAAM, so he uses his +61/+61 antimath skills to reverse the effect of SAAM's attack, then double the reversed effect, so now the army of Minirendirs is TWICE as powerful than they were before!

at this time SAAM is flying on an arachnathread to follow the Jadarendirs, thus only Bob is left to deal whith the Minirendirs. Good luck!