Hey at least I din't say "Eat shit and die squid man." in latin and urinate the symbol for the anus of the gods... I could have had done that or worse...

That would have resulted in such a painful head explosion... I might have needed to invoke the Song of Hastur for something of that magnitude, or maybe the Death Spell...

Crap, now either IHMN or krylo are going to want to know what the symbol is, and/or make jokes about it to death...

I actually had to do that as a distraction once. And my character died a ineffable death that would make Krylo vomit. Hey Krylo's old avatar is back!

They will have to look it up. I can't do it in paint.

You had to do that... as a distraction? You had some crazy Call games...

I always had a high luck roll. I always got the shitiest jobs. Like the plan to lure out The Black Goat of the woods. I do not want ot go to deep into it but they dressed my character up as a goat... Anyway Lucas was a crazy guy when it came to GMing. His most infamous monster is a Rabid Chinchilla on Crack and Steriods with venomus teeth. Not to mention that I never am the leader in RP's for good reason but that was often my downfall in my call days...

He made that!? That is almost too good to pass up, I wonder what the stats of that would look like...

Its a DnD Critter but it is basically one hit kills if you hit it but its the fastest thing on earth strong as hell, deadly as a cobra, unrelenting and have beady red eyes thats all you have to remember when creating one. I had the DnD stats on my laptop but its out of commission. To do it in call just remember that it has a small size and only 1 or 2 HP but just remember to make most of its other stats that invovle movement and other stuff big. Also in Call it would probably cause at least 1 sanity check (" What the hell is that thing? AIEEE IT JUST KILLED MARK! Run away Run away!")

Isn;t that stolen straight from Holy Grail? One Holy Hand Grenade would kill it pronto.

I know it is. But I would not normaly think of making such creature. (although I might put one in my new RP bwahahaha.) But the thing is, its something that is so awesome that if you have logic like that in character creation ( Or if your like him and get ALL of your good ideas from monty python...) why not? And yes The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch would kill it pronto but it kills everything else as well.

...I really would like to hear about this death that would make me vomit...