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TheSpiritOfVengance 04-05-2004 08:26 PM

Heh Funny...

lazy man 04-05-2004 08:27 PM

I elect either Dante or IHMN to go into the basement. The thing doesn't seem to like coming out in the early pm hours and it's only about 1pm, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem...

Krylo 04-05-2004 08:35 PM

For godsake. One of you vets pull him out of there, go to the damn store, buy a fuse, fix the basement lights, and THEN go down when the whole place will be lit up instead of just what little the flashlight covers.

FZ, feed someone to a monster if I have to say that again.

Darth SS 04-05-2004 08:37 PM

Krylo, you speak in reason.


However, Neil is more likely to shoot something if there's a sudden action.

Dante 04-05-2004 08:40 PM

I'm feeling rather suicidal, actually.

EDIT: And Tommy didn't see the fusebox.

TheSpiritOfVengance 04-05-2004 08:48 PM

I think some bodies are going to fall down. Ghost of Cultist? Yep people are gonna die, from what I can gather...

Forever Zero 04-05-2004 08:50 PM

Depends on what the cultist ghost wants from you... Maybe it wants you to go away, or maybe it wants to EAT YOUR SOULS!

EDIT: Your stuck until the team returns. And you do realize staying up till 3:00 AM will have consequences most likely...

Krylo 04-05-2004 08:52 PM

OR... maybe it wants your anal virginity!

RUN! RUN LIKE HELL!

Forever Zero 04-05-2004 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by krylo
OR... maybe it wants your anal virginity!

Eww, hell no.

Dante 04-05-2004 08:58 PM

Whenever krylo is around, the topic invariably turns to sex. I think krylo is a Shikima or something.

Krylo 04-05-2004 09:00 PM

If I knew who Shikima was, I would viciously deny that.

Dante 04-05-2004 09:03 PM

A shikima is a sex monster, kind of like the tentacle demons that defile Miko Mido in La Blue Girl.

lazy man 04-05-2004 09:23 PM

Is that storage closet thing finished or half done?

Krylo 04-05-2004 09:25 PM

for some reason I have the urge to post:
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Meanwhile, back at the Mansion, at 2 am... Frankie was having a very disturbing wet dream involving skeletal cultists, invisible tentacle monsters, and the swedish synchronized swimming team.

Darth SS 04-05-2004 09:28 PM

That....


AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH! *pokes eyes out*

Forever Zero 04-05-2004 09:35 PM

That's enough to make anyone poke their eyes out...

And Lazy, the room is done, but the door is open and it is empty. None of you seem able to find anything. Hold on a sec however, and there will be an update...

EDIT: Actually, I may just make two new thread, both of them are getting out fo control.

Dante 04-05-2004 09:38 PM

I am really, really bored.

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Well, Tommy had had it. The voices in his head, that "krylo", "Forever Zero", "SuperSaiyan", and "Dante"... especially "Dante"... THEY DROVE HIM MAD!

"AAAARGH! STOP POKING MEEEEEE!"

The suitcase flipped open and out came the Thompson. Without even thinking, Tommy had ratcheted the bolt back and had it ina standing shoudler position.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!"
He pulled the trigger, and everyone in the basement was riddled with .45 rounds as the midget went completely postal. Neil fired once before being cut down by a fusillade of bullets, but that one shot nailed Tommy in the head, killing him dead instantly.

The next day, when the police came, all they saw were four corpses on the floor and a message in blood.

"I WILL RETURN".

Forever Zero 04-05-2004 09:39 PM

New thread.


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