I figured out adulthood!
 

EUREKA! It all makes sense now!

We start paying our own bills in exchange for the capacity to eat cake whenever we want!

BTW this is some kick-ass chocolate cake. It has chocolate chips and oodles of sugar glaze on it. IE I used a 3 lb bag of powdered sugar to make the glaze.

All I need to make life complete is sprinkles.

Sorry.
Being an adult, sprinkles are only available on special occasions.

It's one of the trade-offs.

At least you made your own cake I guess, fatty.

No no.

Adulthood is when you work out that society keeps you from being able to buy your own cake just long enough for your metabolism to slow down enough that you can't eat hardly any fucking cake anymore without turning into a lardass. And then you start spending all your money on avocados and shit.

Hey.

Avacados are awesome.

Yeah we spent a couple of days pretty much eating avocados and bread because no one could be bothered going to the supermarket. It worked ok I guess.

So that's why it's so good to plaster an Avocado with sugar? To recall the long lost days of sugary cakes?

Yeah! You got guacamole n shit!

So adulthood means that you can't have your cake.... and eat it? .... I'm sorry I just wanted to bust out that tired, old cliche..... *laughs at all the old people while throwing rocks at them... while standing on their lawn*

Adulthood is what happens when all the hyper, do stuff fun that lived inside you has all died from working crappy jobs, so you just sit home eating buckets of ice cream while crying and listening to Enya, then going onto NPF.

I can't fucking believe I checked this thread while eating Cookies n Creme ice cream.