Akbar's Philosophy Bomb (not a joke)
 

Post crazy twists on classsic philosophic questions here such as

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one heres it, did the squirrels fail their listen checks?

I save, therefore I am.

If at first you don't succeed... leave the trap alone.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably surrounded by assholes.


/Men in Hats

Know thy character sheet.

death comes for us all, so make friends within the church.

It's a victimless crime, like lying about your saving roll in the dark.

I delete therefore you are not.

What is the sound of one hand gaming?

If you make a copy of the Recycle Bin, put the real one in the copy, and delete them both, what happens?