Holiday Heroes: Cross town rivals.
 

The mid afternoon sun was quickly hardening the remaining marsmellow fluff into a stick cement like substance and all a long the main street of the city there were mass orgies. The group of holidays were still arguing. That's when they showed up.


"Like, ohmagod, that Cupid is such a lech." A raven haired buxum girl said as she descended from the sky. "He is worse than any supervillain, I swear." She looked over at Liberty belle. "OH MY GOD! YOU, TOTALLY RIPPED OFF MY UNIFORM." Wonderful Lady said.

"Psh!" A Flaboyantly dressed man said as he descended next to Wonderful Lady "Honey, more like she bout the cheap back alley knockoff, those boots are so eight months ago." Captain Super. gave a dismissive limp wristed hand gesture.

"I am vengeance... I am the knight... I am... RATMAN!" A dark figure said coming from a dark alley. He wore a black cape that covered his body and had a cowl with mickey mouse ears that covered half his face.

"I sense a great disturbance in this city. Like a thousand voices cried out in lust, and are still going." The orange skinned Venusian Manhunter said.

"Where da Speed?" The Yellow Lantern asked.

"That perv, is probably, like, some where still in this mess, like trying to get some." Wonderful lady said.

Suddenly a blue streak showed up revealing a guy in an all blue costume. His fly was down. and a bit of his boxers were showing. "Sorry I'm late I got stuck in 'traffic'."

"Don't worry about it looks like the lame Holidays got to it first." Captain super said.

(ooc: Yes I ripped off the Justice league. Only this is the fairness society.
Captain Super = A flamingly gay superman
Wonderful lady = If wonder woman was a valley girl.
Yellow Lantern= A thugged out version oof the green lantern
The speed = A more perverted flash.
Ratman = Batman's sewer dwelling cousin
The Venusian Manhunter = A more 'I see dead people' version of the martian manhunter.)

ooc: Do we know these "people" exist?

ooc: Of all the stupid questions. Yes you know they exist. They know you exist. and you don't like each other. Also everone else knows they exist, and they are vastly more popular, after all super man and batman, don't start orgies in the street and scare the crap out of anybody near by, unlike Cupid and ????

OOC: Okay, man, cool down, it was just a question, and the answer could have easily been "no"

BIC: "So, are we going to just sit around here and do nothing all day, or are we going to cause more trouble?"

"Ahhhhh, it is day again! Stupid Sun Equi, stop changing my scenery *flicks wrist* take that!" The sun sets and darkness falls over the city. "Now, you people obviously seem to be piffed at the orgy and such, but could someone please tell me what all this is about? I just got here a second ago and really have no idea what has been going on. Oh, wait. Your the Fairness Society, right. Well, you aren't what I'd have figured, but whatever." Win begins to take things out of his bag of holding. "I know I forgot to do something, but I can't remember what."

"Hey at least we have some meaning I mean look what youv'e got. A Mr. T wannabe Gig Gay Al A valley Girl and A Man Who makes Michal Jackson look like the pope!" Soon AD2004 stopped time using his powers and gave everyone of them an atomic wedgie without a second thought...

"Not to mention Mickey the Vengeful," said the Fool, pantsing Ratman.

Win pulls a pinch of powdered dragon toe out of his bag of holding, as well as a camera. "Yeah, that is what I forgot to do!" Win begins to swirl his hands throwing out the powder chanting something slowly. "Now disappear!" With those words all of Wonderful Lady's cloths disappeared and Win takes a picture. He automatically throws the camera back into his bag of holding and says, "My friend bet me that I couldn't get that. Now he owes me five bucks. Ha, the loser. He'll be so surprised when I show him."

"Beat me to it, Win."

"Huh, oh yeah. Well I needed money for this limited addition orb of darkness over at this Norwegian black magic shop. I mean it has this cool green swirling effect, it's awesome. I need it for this cool apocalypse technique. Well any ways, could someone please tell me what is happening here? I mean I came after the action, so why is there an orgy over th...Ah nevermind. I guess it is better I don't know."