#1006: "Only it's not breath."
 

I resisted fart jokes for as long as any man can be reasonably expected to.

So you held them in? That must take a lot of effort! Why not just let one rip? BA DUM KSSSH!

EDIT: Yes, that was lame. If I were a mod, I would ban me for that one.

Fear not Brian. There is no man, living or dead, with a will of such iron, and wit so refined and nuanced that they could resist a fart joke about the Gas Dragons in a parody of Final Fantasy.

I'm just surprised you were as indirect about it as you were. Lesser men would have actually made the Dragon fart in their faces, to which BM would cast a fire spell to stop the pain and blow them all to a point further in the temple (makeing them extra crispy of course) and thus skip most of it.

He sounded like he was actually embearassed by his "Breath-yet-not-breath attack" method.

Thats funny, because when I read the comic, the first thing I thought was "A fart joke? Really?" :brow:

Hey, I have the perfect joke for this occasion:

Dragon: Here's a riddle, what's as light as a feather, but nobody can hold for long?

Red Mage: Your breath?

Dragon: *farts*

Red Mage: Oh, that..... *faints*


I can totally see that happening.

Sparrow, I think he meant in the series in general, not just in this comic.

Which was hilarious by the way.

This was hilarious.

If only dragoon was here... surely he'd know how to best these evil gas parrots!

More like "ex-stink'd"! Hah! I kill me!

there are many other hilarious jokes about gas not relating to farts specifically. Take for instance: boron, helium, and... grills?