Calibri is the Blink 182 of fonts
 

It's like they took the soul-crushing blandness of Arial and managed to merge it with the overbearing forced informality of Comic Sans into one grotesque mutated package and then made it the goddamn MS Word default font so I have to look at it all the time.

Argh!

Yes I just created an entire thread about my personal font preferences fuck you I don't owe you answers.

you know, the only reason you're going to get any replies on this is because you're god damn Fifthfiend.

but I suppose that's reason enough.

Yeah, Fourthfiend wouldn't get any replies. Only fifth.

I will get responses to it because I analogized Microsoft Office 2007's default font to a late 90s pseudo-punk frat-rock power trio.

Now the fact that I analogized Microsoft Office 2007's default font to a late 90s pseudo-punk frat-rock power trio, that is because I am the God-Damn Fifthfiend.

What the fuck happened to Times New Roman?

Microsoft Office 2007 makes me glad I still have Microsoft Office 2003.

I don't think I've ever used pseudo-punk in a sentence.

Wait, I just did!

that reminds me.
Oh yeah, and Fifth, What the fuck man?

On all my copies of word the default is Times New Roman (though occasionally Arial). What kind of crazy future word are you using?

On all my copies of word the default is Times New Roman (though occasionally Arial). What kind of crazy future word are you using?

One that causes you to double post, Smarty "I double post" McBarrelpants!