CALVINBALL: Episode V. This time, it's PERSONAL. Well, not really. (Join In!)
 

Y'all know the drill, so make with the kills!

Thunder Dragoon, making an astonishing return, leaps into action and steals the calvinball for his own. Summoning to his side, a pair of thunder gods obey his every command and lift him up into the air and protect him with a barrier of lightning. Who dare challenges him?

SAAM, he leaps onto the field and throws a rubber glove at Thunder Dragoon. the Rubber glove penetrates the lightning (because it is an insulator) and slaps TD across the face, leaving a big red mark.

Angered, TD picks up the rubber glove and chants a spell and the glove bursts into flames. His face dialates and returns to normal color. "If you want to play it that way..." he starts "Then take this!" he throws hordes of cheetohs, SAAM's greatest weakness, and keeps supply the greedy little SAAM with infinite amounts.

SAAM easily ignored the Cheetos, as he has given up his vice after going to new Cheet-annon meetings. he then throws a bucket of water at TD, short circuting his shield. he then leaped into the air and stole the calvinball with a *YOINK* the size of which had only been seen once before. he then made some sort of derogatory comment towards TD's mother.

After making a sadistic comment back to SAAM about his mother, TD races after SAAM while sending one of the thunder summons away, and summoning a fire and ice demon to his command, to help prevent future thunder negation. He then realizes that at the Cheet-annon rallies, they suggest other brands of chips and TD hurls Doritos, Lays and Old Dutch and SAAM and a bottle of Coke, to help it go down. While SAAM is momentarilly distracted, TD seizes the Calvinball and sets up a net around his pillow-like base.

SAAM once again summons the almighty Kool Aid man! who smashes through the net and pillows upon the realization that TD is exceptionally thirsty. He then turns the CalvinBall into the CalvinBill, meaning the ball is now a mixture of the two tall cats from Opus and Bill, as well as Calvin and Hobbs.

SAAM then throws glitter in TD's face and steals the CalvinBill. The glitter sticks to TD's face, making it look like he just blew a clown.

so nyah!

Pissed the hell off, TD wipes with glitter off his face with a moist toilette, and summons to his aid, George W. Bush. Manipulating him, TD orders George to unleash nuklear hell upon SAAM, which he eagerly does. After recuperating and seeing TD with the Calvinball, SAAM looks confused. TD whips around and pisses on SAAM, with a hearty laugh, and whips peanut butter across his face. After finishing up there, TD races off with the Calvinball, making remarks about how SAAM looks like he blew his own dog.

SAAM reveals that he does not have a dog, and instead gives George W. a pretzel.

once George is dispached, SAAM summons the Ultimate Anal Penetration of the Shocker. a magic monkey penis flies out of nowhere and analy rapes TD until he says the magic phrase.

After dispatching the monkey by making the monkey spontaniously combust, TD casts a cure spell on his ass and swears violently at SAAM. He uses a old tactic and brings forth hordes of spears. SAAM is awestuck as TD hurls the infinite pile of spears, piercing through SAAM time and time again. He swears at him and makes a nasty remark about how he cut holes thru SAAM's mothers head the other night.