Breaking God RP.
 

I have been thinking about a good RP. This one is a classic. You all are kitchen condiments and you want to be liberated from the sleazy diner you live in and move out to a nice peacful farm. Along the way there wil be several enemies making this a high action RP. So anytakers?

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... What?

I think, in all the time I have been both RPing and looking at RPs, that this is, by far, THE MOST insane idea for an RP I have ever seen...

Seriously, how would that even work?!

Is this supposed to be a Brave Little Toaster knock-off?

Naw, cause in that case, we could fire toast at our enemies at a minimum, or we could be that light guy and blind them. But condiments?? What are we going to do, spray ketchup on them?! "Back foul hordes, I have Mustard!"

APRIL FOOLS! It was an April fools day joke I did a year a go at firesterm forum. I actually got someserious takers... But the REAL Rp I will put up soon and it has nothing to do with condiments.

And FZ it can't work. I made it that way. The Real RP that I will put out will have no mention of condiments... Its Fantasy based. BM you were pretty close... the idea was based of something some one said at my old forum and I qoute

Sorry if I insulted anyones intellect by doing this. I promise I won't pull anymore April Fools Jokes...

This insulted your intelligence much more then it did anyone elses.

The REAL RP:
 

Sorry to ditch the joke Zero I didn't think you read it. Oh well, I had enough fun today with my hilarious shock pen (The teacher didn't even see it coming heh...

I am posting what the real RP is now and put a sign up earlier although all my crediability was probably lost with that last joke. Either that or I will probably have a very weird nickname. Either way I will keep pushing on and attempt to get better.

The real RP signup will be when I get home tonight. Its fantasy based and the running title is Stairway to Heaven. It takes place on a different planet on the border of two seprate countries that wants to have freedom for itself from an unusual caste system. You can be any class from DnD or FF pracically as long as I approve of it also. (Use good judgement.) although there are three I need in particular one mimic, one blade singer and one black mage. The Magic System well their aren't very many magic users on this RP since well thats more into the plot later. PM me for more information on that. (Call dibs at the sign up not here.) Anyone is welcome but going to the proving grounds might be a bit of a help. Oh and 1337 will NOT be tolerated. I will post more the plot with the signup after I get back from my Dinner (I am haing Italian Yay!)

Anything from FF or DnD?

I call the DnD Hulking Hurler!


Just kidding. I'm probably going to call an FF class. Not sure which, I'm stuck between two I'm interested in.

Well, since my FF RP is dead (its ok, I realized its harder to deal with actual people when making plans, and the plot woulda been really hackneyed), I'll prolly join.

Whats a blade singer though? Is it like Alex/Hiro from the Lunar series, skilled with really fast and coo-looking sword attacks? Cuz if not I [breaking rules] call dibs on Black Mage[/breaking rules]

And how is a planet caught between two countries?

I'll take the blade slinger.