Kill a bunch of heroes, create a new title called "Tales of Legend".

There... Continuity move foward with less bullshit and new people, and the old guys and people wew ant dead (WOLVERINE) can still tell their new stories in a title that puts then IN THE PAST) done!

Oh, I know a big one for me. The X-statics. They're dead. All of them.

We burn all copies of these crapy stories of sub-standard mutants and their escapades trying to film the worst version of MTV's Real World ever. Then we learn from our mistakes and never ever make that kind of crap again.

What I'd like to see is a good story about a roving band of young mutants, out to help others and show the world that mutants are kind people too. Even if their powers are scaled back they could help some Midwest farmer solve his environmental issues/big business encroaching problem, then shoot on over to the east/west coast to help some inner city children learn that gangs are bad and help clean up a neighborhood from some punk gang lead by a mutant giving mutants everywhere a bad name. You could have some nice little comics with a message and still get in your action and adventure at a reasonable level.

So it would basically be X-Men: First Class except in-continuity and with a do-gooderey social agenda?

Because I would read the shit out of that.

Yeah I know. I would buy the hell out of that....instead of cut myself every time I walk past an X-Statics comic at the store.