"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!" the normal TD yelled and swooped down to grab him, grasping him by the arm, he pulled him up, only to see the vile Jara return to the battlefield.....

Something has come to my attention. I'm sitting at a drumkit.

"LET'S ROCK!!!"

SAAM then pulls out his mad music merging skills and starts a Techno-rock song that melted the brains of all around him. (figuratively speaking of course.)

With a massive drum kit at the battlefield, the Five ETD's knew impending doom was upon everyone.

LET'S JAM! yelled one of the TD's

Jadarendir summoned a bass and a kickass guitar. With his 232-piece kit (not including cymbals :D) he started playing "Back in Black" by AC/DC.

The music then faded into "pain for Pleasure" by Sum 41

With a big ass bass and a big ass speaker, TD starts it off with the bass line of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes :cool:

And then the headbanging started when "Spit it Out" by Slipknot began!

And with that rockin effort, the Five ETD's race onto the field and start slashing the crap out of the Bob #2's.

Bob #1 was instantly transported to an alternate dimension when the universe collapsed because of the destroyed strat. He stood alone in the middle of a street at night. It was raining. He could barely hear a wild jamming emanating from the original dimension.

Then, he looked and saw thousands of Bob #2s in the windows of the buildings and on the sidewalk. He looked forward and there stood Bob #2.

"Mr. Mercenary, welcome back. We...missed...you."