"Wizards cannot comprehend the power of the staff."

From the staff came a line of light. When it touched the ground a Calvinball formed under it.

"The Calvinball is under my control."

"Well, I guess that solves that problem...

Ahem,

MAGEDOKEN!"

with that, SAAM throws Will at Jadarendir, he misses and instead hits a wall. everyone in his party starts beating up on Will.

The Hurricane turns to SAAM. "So which one is the Vile Villain?"

"Um... Someone other than me."

OOC: There are so meny Inside jokes that nobody else will get except for us three in those few last post......meh.


Panting after haveing to do that whole thing over again just to catch up with the damn group he stands, tall and proud. He then screams as the magedoken goes flying past him and runs around in circles before realising the meaning of life.......42

With his new found knowlage he dose some funky combo thats sorta like a dance only with SHINY DANCE MAGIC!!!!! He then holds his hand up, a ball appearing above him, a ball almost compleatly identical to the normal calvenball....all except the fact that this one is EVIL! With a black aura!

DUN DUN DUN

"I think it's the Bob2 Clones." said SAAM.

"Very Well," responded the Hurricane. "Hurri-powers: Activate!"

The Hurricane flew into battle, Cross-bodying the head Bob2, then proceeding to Hurri-Chokeslam, Hurri-Suplex and Vertibreak the second Bob's army, puting several of them in the Eye of the Hurricane, causing massive KO points.

"well," said SAAM, "I guess this will be interesting after all!"

Edit: Hey, the meaning of life is to eat Mars Bars. I asked the Mars Bar company what the meaning of life is and that's what they said.

Holding the ball high he lets out a loud laugh, the laugh of corse echoing throughout the field, which i beleave is very big at the moment.

"With this i hold, ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!"

Getting ready to use what will of corse gain him the winning name he looks to the ground....

"Wha......What could that be! Oh no....no....NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Rolling along the ground was an un-rolled roll up the rim to win cup from Tim Hortins.

"My will.....it is not strong enough to withstand...the power!"

At this Danu drops the evil Calvin ball and runs around after the Cup, wich always seems to blow away right when he is trying to grab it.

Danu then seems to find himself on the West coast of British Colombia. he rolls up the rim, only to discover that his is not a winner.

Jadarendir picks up the evil calvinball and holds it high. "Bring forth the original Calvinball! Bring it quickly!"

SAAM hucks the Calvinball at Jadarendir, cracking him in the face.

"whoops! my bad!"

*coughBASTARDcough*

"Anyway, I hereby use the power in this staff to determine which of these is truly... the Calvinball."

Jadarendir lays the two calvinballs on the ground, and sets the staff in front of them, pointing in between them. No wind blew, but the staff glowed and rolled to point at the evil Calvinball.

"Thus, the game of Calvinball is truly a game devised for only evil purposes. And those who play it who wish to rid the world of evil--they are sadly mistaken! They are only prolonging its existance. No matter, this contest must be decided."

Jadarendir punted the ball high in the air...

SAAM then threw his shoe at the Evil Calvinball, shattering it.

"and now...

WE DANCE!!!!"

All the SAAMs at that time start doing the badger, sending the Bob2 clones into seizures.

And then Jadarendir called upon a million jets to dump napalm upon the seizuring Bob2s.

And it was good.

Seeing the dead seizure Bob2's, The Hurricane soars away.

"My job is done here! Away!"

with that he takes to the skies and searches for new villains to defeat.

He was then struck in the head by a flying, rolled, losing tim horton's cup.

"Stupid piece of crap!" Danu yelled.

SAAM then realized something:

"with the calvinball gone, does this thread have a point anymore?"

With the army of Bob #2s being fought and a new calvinball being forged in the other dimension, Bob #1 stood facing Bob #2.

"The only way to bring this world back to the way it was would be to defeat me, but we know that can't happen...that won't happen." Bob #2 took a step forward. "Ever since the beginning I thought this would work out, you and me, but I was proven wrong when it was found that we have slightly different perspectives on what should become of this...world...filth that it's come to. You understand why it all must go, don't you?"

Bob #1 finally spoke. "And the only way I can stop you from doing this?"

"Give me the calvinball."

"It's already been destroyed."

"Then I must destroy you."

The Bobs lunged at each other, tearing down the street until their fists connected with each other's faces. They both flew back from the blasts, but then quickly regained their balance and launched into a flurry of stunning Ju Jitsu moves and Kung Fu stances. Throw after throw and block after block, the men seemed to hold firm.

Bob threw a devastating right hook, but it was countered by #2 as he caught him by the wrist and flung him into the facade of a nearby building. #1 lay on the ground and delivered more kicks to #2s torso as he struggled to get up. More fighting persisted until it was becoming desperate.

Bob #2 began to hover, then flew up into the night sky. Bob #1 soon followed to take part in an aerial battle.

Meanwhile, with havoc running about him, TD grins a evil grin. "With that Hurricane idiot gone and Danu in BC, the game is mine!" He grows 999 kilometers into the air and his giant feet squash company after company of Bob #2's. He bat's aside SAAM and Jara with hiis hand and conjures a huge fireball at them. The size of the ball....planets would be jealous of. He picks up the two Calvinballs and forges them into one. He then eats the Calvinball and flies off into distant space.

Apparently continued in Calvinball VII.