Incredibly stupid thoughts
 

"If Doctor McNinja DJ'd a party, would he then be MC Doctor McNinja?"

Consider this a thread for your similarly ridiculous mental misfirings.

I once heard a narrator say, regarding an Alaskan Trucker, "one mistake could spell disaster."

My first thought was, "What's he hauling, letters?"

...What the hell am i doing here....?

It occurred to me that we could alleviate a great deal of our energy problems if we could learn how to see without the need to have photons virtually vomited all over them. In short, if we were all blind we could save billions on lighting costs!

Hell, we wouldn't even need cars or anything either because no one could operate them. We'd save trillions!

I'm worse with that with time. I'll often have conversations like this.

me: "Man, my Monday classes were all boring yesterday."
*a few minutes later*
me: "Hey, what is today?"
someone: "The [insert number]th."
me: "I mean what day is it?"
other: "You were complaining about your Monday classes being boring yesterday."
me: "They were."
other: "So what's today?"
me: "If I knew that, I wouldn't be asking."
other: "If yesterday was Monday, then today is..."
me: "Oh, Tuesday. :sweatdrop "


There's like a total disconnect.

In the same vein:

Me: What's that? *points at some scientific-type object in the classroom*
Friend: Your face.
Me: That's not my face! My face is on my face!

For me, my stupidity shines the most when it comes to discussing times. Like someone would say, "The party's at 7." and I would sometimes reply, "In the morning?!?!" And then I immediately realize how stupid that was and I'd try to pass it off as a joke.... they never buy it :(

What happens when you bombard a light source with sound waves of the same frequency as the light?