Holiday Heroes: Parent's weekend.
 

The north pole was cleaned and ready to host the parents of Holiday Force.
Cupid was waiting next to two large wrapped presents.

"When will mozer and dad get here." Eros said. His hair was combed. and his quiver of armaments was immaculate.

A middle aged jewish women looked shocked at the nude Cherub. Cupid looked at her name tag.

"Hello Brenda's Mozer."

Brenda's mother Barb held out her hand to shake Cupid's. "It's a pleasure to meet you. Brenda's told me a lot about you. Goodness you keep your home almost as clean as mine. You even put plastic lining on the couch. You know I've always told Brenda that she needs to settle down blahblahblahbblah..." This went on for a good few hours.

"That is very lovely Barb, but zis is not my home. Zis is Monseiur Claus' home."

AD2004 not having any parents wento outside inot the cold dismal wasteland that is the north pole. "I wish I had parents. I wish I had friends. I wish I hadn't left that vanilla ice jacket, in the city it was nice and warm." He said sitting on a log outside. Meanwhile hundreds of miles away.... "Cool as Ice...Biatch" and a person was turned to ice.

Soon two tall and impossibly graceful people walked in. One was Aphrodite, greek goddess of love, She was divinely beautiful, from her honey blonde hair, her flawlessly beautiful face, her perfectly toned, yet sexily curvy body to her divine feet. She was sexuality and beauty personified. She wore a white silk dress that accentuated her perfect hour glass figure. Next to her stood a tall and muscular greek god, Ares god of war. He wore camo fatigues, and a black tank top. His handsome was a perfect example of masculine beauty. His hair was perfect.

"Mozer, and dad!" Cupid said glad to see his biological parents.

"Hello dear." Aphrodite said as she eyed the room.

"Don't call me dad you weakling. I have no son." Ares said angrilly. "You are to much of a wussy to be my son. I don't even know why your mother dragged me here. There's no killing here, you bitch. Just a bunch of homo elves, and wussy wanna be's"

"Good to see you to dad." Cupid said cheerfully. "I got you boz presents." He said gesturing to the packages behind him. He handed his mom two envelopes. She opened them. One contained an invitation to the playboy mansion, the other contained a years worth of Spa days. Venus jumped up and down and hugged her son. "You always knew how to make me happy." she said.

"And for you dad." He said and pointed to two large boxes. Ares opened the largest and smiled. A tear came to his eye. "I'm sorry son. It's great." He said as pulled out a modified GAU-8/A Avenger. The gun had been modified for hand held use and had a gas tank on the side to power it.

"And to go wiz it I also got a crate 30 mm depleted uranium bullets."

"I can hardly weight to try it out." Mars said brandishing the massive gattling gun in one arm.

"I see you're 'father's' touch as well." Aphrodite said refering to her husband.

"How is 'fazer'?" Cupid asked his mom.

"He's usual, he's tinkering with space travel now." she replied a bit sullenly.

Phill sat in the corner of the room as he munched on an apple. He didn't much care for his parents. They were always babying him. Making sure he was being a good boy. It was fuggin' embarrising, but they didn't care. He sighed deeply as he petted his turkey. He looked across the room at the other holidays. How he wished he could have gone fighting evil bunnies instead of having to tidy up his ship.

OOC: Xellos, your description should have been in the sign-up thread.
IC: Win walks in and sits at the back corner of the room. He doesn't really know what is happening because he just followed the others. He never really grasped the meaning of what happened earlier. "Wait, so you mean our parents are supposed to come here to see us? Damn it, this is going to suck." As he finishes his sentence Father Time and 'Heidi', Lady of Fasching, as she now calls herself, appear in the middle of the room. Father Time looks nothing like how his stereotypical appearance is. He is a big, buff, bald man with tight fitting robes in monk style. His hour glass is as big as he is. Heidi looks like a beautiful, busty german gal in Oktoberfest type clothing.

Father Time: "Hello son, how are you these days? I heard there was some kind of parent day here. Oh, heah Ares, how it hangin?" Father Time then goes off to talk to Ares, ignoring his son completely.

Heidi: "Hello Win, how have you been? We haven't seen you since Sum saved you from that evil interspacial apocalyptic horror. That reminds me, Sum just saved the world from a very naughty solar flare." She says this all with a high, bubbly voice.

Win: "Why are You here? Your not even my mother. And being married to my father doesn't count."

Heidi: "Well your mother was like busy with this entire tree pruning thing, or something like that. She is so obsessed with those stupid trees of hers. I mean she talks to them all day and everything."

Win: Slaps forehead. "She is Mother Nature, she can kind of needs to do that you know. Forget it, I'm not talking to you."

Heidi: "Come on, it'll be fun. I can tell you all about your brother, I mean he has been so busy lately. Do you know he has saved the world more then twenty times this year?"

Win just walks off, Heidi still talking.

The fool, an orphan, just sat and drank booze.

"Hey son how you doin on your job."said Easter B.
"Just fine.Oh, and by the way hears your gift!"said Dun B.*gives his dad his presant*
*opens it*"Wow!A gameboy sized super computer!How did you afford this!?"said Easter B.
"I couldent so I made one.I seem to have a knack for it."said Dun.B

Ares Aims the gatling gun at the fool. The barrels begin to spin really fast. BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA BABABABABABABABABABABABABA A perfect silhouette of the fool was cut into the wall. The wall behind the fool falls back into the snow, tacking the fool with it.

"I really love my gift son. Wait till I show your bitchy Aunt Athena this puppy."