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The Spirit trailer

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Adapted from the legendary comic book series created by Will Eisner, "The Spirit" is a classic action-adventure-romance written for the screen and directed by genre-twister Frank Miller (creator of "300" and "Sin City"). It is the story of a former rookie cop who returns mysteriously from the dead as the Spirit (Gabriel Macht) to fight crime from the shadows of Central City. His arch-enemy, the Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson) has a different mission: he's going to wipe out Spirit's beloved city as he pursues his own version of immortality. The Spirit tracks this cold-hearted killer from Central City's rundown warehouses, to the damp catacombs, to the windswept waterfront... all the while facing a bevy of beautiful women who either want to seduce, love or kill our masked crusader. Surrounding him at every turn are Ellen Dolan (Sarah Paulson), the whip-smart girl-next-door; Silken Floss (Scarlett Johansson), a punk secretary and frigid vixen; Plaster of Paris (Paz Vega), a murderous French nightclub dancer; Lorelei (Jaime King), a phantom siren; and Morgenstern (Stana Katic), a sexy young cop. Then of course, there's Sand Saref (Eva Mendes), the jewel thief with dangerous curves. She's the love of his life turned bad. Will he save her or will she kill him? In the vein of "Batman Begins" and "Sin City," "The Spirit" takes us on a sinister, gut-wrenching ride with a hero who is born, murdered and born again.

I know I'm going to like this movie, but my brain keeps shouting, "Goddammit Miller! The Spirit is not soft-core porn!"

Whores whores whores whores?

There's like five Shortpacked! episodes I want to link to right now but in the best interests of this thread I'll avoid it and say, yeah, whores.

Whores whores whores.

For the record, I hate you all.

For the record, I read and own a decently thick book of The Spirit comics. Pretty good.

Also: WHORES.

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Originally Posted by The SSB Intern (Post 815164)

For the record, I hate you all.

Then you must know which episodes I'm talking about.

Also: Whores whores whores whores whores. Whores. Whores.

This looks absolutly Whoreriffic!

whoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhores.

I have nothing to say except those tag lines are so soft core.

...why do you all keep calling them whores?

I don't understand...

*runs off crying holding a picture of Scarlette Johansen